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One wish for 2020

A inmate goes to the prison library asks for a copy of "The Art of the Deal."

The prison librarian responds, "we don't have the book, but we do have the author."

A man walks into a bar

and is surprised to see a horse behind the counter serving drinks. The horse looks up and says, " Hey buddy, what's the problem? You've never see a horse bartending before?"

No," the man says, it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place."

Jamal Khashoggi's words remembered

We are a kingdom of silence no longer.

Never forget Jamal or his words.

The only pitcher to strike out Teddy Ballgame (Williams) 3 times in a game?

Jim Bunning

( I will not comment on Bunning's politics in this post)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all DU Baseball fans! And Happy Impeachmas!

2 Drumpt cultists were in a hurry to make it to

one of his Reich Wing rallies in the nearby town of Scumbucket. Being without means of transportation they went to the local bus station and asked about a ticket to said Scumbucket.

Trump cultist 1: Can I take this here bus to Scumbucket?

Bus Driver: No you can't.

Trump cultist 2: Well, can I?

Along with Impeachmas

the best new line I heard for the holidays to use with the MAGATs is:

Treasons Greetings!

So a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar...

and says do you want to hear a joke about Trump? Before he gets any further:

The Bartender says: "you see that guy over there in the MAGAT hat he used to be a circus strongman. And you see that guy over there he is an ex bull rider on the Rodeo circuit. And that guy over there with the hammer and sickle shirt he works out in the gym 24/7. And that guy with the Trump Forever shirt he is a karate man. So you better not spew that joke around here."

The jokester says: "you know, you're right, I won't tell that joke because I don't want to have to explain it 5 fucking times."



Tis the season

of giant trucks parking across 3 spaces. Usually its 2.

New Decade begins:

1/1/2020

or

1/1/2021

Let the food fight begin.

I pulled up next to a Pro-Drumpt rally on a street corner the other

day. It must have been a counter-protest to the Impeachment rallies. As I am an old, buzz hair cut, army hat wearing white guy they figured I was simpatico.

When I gave them a resounding thumbs down and yelled I don't understand them because I don't speak Russian they looked, how can I say, perplexed.

My job was done.
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