Answer:
Phil Niekro
31 wins.

Not looking for one. But, just saw new truck prices at $81,000.

there is no crime. No worries, right!

Okayyyyy. Why, then, am I still taking my shoes off at the airport?

In 1958 he stole 3 bases. Two of those were thefts of home. In the same game.

I believe he is still the last man to steal home twice in a game.

The other day at the bank I noticed the huge steel vault door was open, but the thermostat was locked and secured.

Sondland saying he didn’t know Burisma equaled Biden means his next comment would be he was unaware that Apple equals Jobs.

it was possible the Ukraine bribery plot was done without Shitler's direct knowledge.

on the Orange Mussolini outing the whistle blower via tweet.

Thankful for the Blue Wave!

You can't nominate a SCOTUS appointee in an election year. Although turtle said he would nominate one in 2020 if an opening occurred.

You can't impeach a President in an election year.

This bending of time only applies to Democratic candidates or proposals, however.