Barr gets multiple opportunities to spew his Goebbelesq propaganda throughout the land on teevee, and we get Mueller again in written form (transcript) for the country to yawn at.

how smart I am, and just generally render praise and salutations.

Fold-out couch is no longer folded.

but, he didn't say he would stop doing Putin's job.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/22/us/harriet-tubman-bill.html

snip:

WASHINGTON — Harriet Tubman — former slave, abolitionist, “conductor” on the Underground Railroad — will not become the face of the $20 bill until after President Trump leaves office, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said Wednesday.

Plans to unveil the Tubman bill in 2020, an Obama administration initiative, would be postponed until at least 2026, Mr. Mnuchin said, and the bill itself would not likely be in circulation until 2028.

Until then, bills with former President Andrew Jackson’s face will continue to pour out of A.T.M.s and fill Americans’ wallets.

The word vile isn't strong enough to describe the Orange Shitgibbon.

he doesn’t do coverups.

He left out at the word “well” or the phrase “without the OK from Daddy Putin” to conclude that utterance.

Denigrate the press-check

Call the military "My generals"-check

Threaten independent financial agencies-check

Do an end around on the appropriation of money-check

Stack the court with stooges-check

Gin up the rubes with lies-check

Intimidate witnesses through the media-check

Eliminate questioning media from press conferences-check

Incarcerate and separate children from their families-check

Pardon cronies and war criminals-check

Actively seek the support of other despots-check

Denigrate the judiciary by calling them "Obama" judges-check

Install crackpot family members as government advisers-check

Continue private businesses and profit from government office-check

Prepare to start a wag the dog war-check

Only recognize a valid election if he wins-check

I could keep going but I need a drink.

to honor the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing.

Oreo has The Right Stuff.

simultaneously alienated and indifferent, and Camus yells, "Hey friend, don't be a Stranger!"

and go to heaven. God asks the GS what do you believe:

The GS says, I believe in training and discipline.

The Dobbie says I believe in loyalty and respect.

The cat says I believe you're in my seat.

On October 27, 1917 Lenin signed the "Decree on the Press" which effectively outlawed any press that criticized the Revolution that Putin the Bolsheviks in power.

Shitler can't do this yet, so he yells Fake News, speaks only to Faux News, and strips reporters of their WH credentials.