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Drumpt says his 4th of July Triumph of the Will Imitation parade will


"You've got to be pretty careful with the tanks because the roads have a tendency not to like to carry heavy tanks so we have to put them in certain areas but we have the brand new Sherman tanks and we have the brand new Abrams tanks," Trump added.

have brand new Sherman Tanks. WTF.

Sherman tanks helped break the back of the Nazis in the 1940s. Not been around since then. His first demand was probably for Panzers.

Argument by analogy

A 95 year old, rather wealthy, man goes to see his doctor and says "I can't believe it, I got my 25 year old girlfriend pregnant."

The doc says, "let me tell you a story. There was once a man who went bear hunting with his umbrella. He happened upon a giant bear whereupon he shot the bear dead."

The old replies," that's impossible, somebody else shot that bear."

The doc says,"my point exactly."

A soldier goes into a bar

and orders three beers. He takes them to a table, sets them down and drinks them one at a time. This way of drinking goes on for more than a month when the barkeep says "you know the beers would stay fresher if you just ordered and drank them one at a time.

The soldier replies,"no worries, I have a brother in the Navy and one in the Marine Corps and we decided to drink three beers this way would be our way to remembering each other."

Finally, the soldier comes in one day and orders 2 beers. A rather somber mood descends over the bar. The soldier notices and says,"oh, no worries I just joined the Mormon Church and had to quit drinking."

Since 1 September 2017 US Passport Holders have been prevented

from entering North Korea. Does that mean Shitler's step into North Korea today make him an illegal border crosser and in violation of the law?

Should the M$M be asking this question. No wait, so-called journalists traded their ethics for "access."


In 1970

Cy Young Award Winner Bob Gibson had a high batting average .303 than HR leader Johnny Bench .293.

M$M at its worst

What Democratic Candidate will make a misstatement and eliminate themselves tonight.

Shitler's 10,000 lies. Yawn.

Mueller testifies July 17th,

which will also be the start date of the war with Iran.

Mix a metaphor...Go!

Screw loose and fancy-free

Take the path of a different Drummer.

It's not rocket surgery.

Kennedy got us started to the moon

while the Orange Loofah wonít/canít deliver tooth brushes to children.

A philosophy professor, convinced of his sense of the world, believed that he was

a man who had died but still walked in the world. His family had for many years tried to convince that he was wrong. With no success. Finally, they convinced him to see a world famous therapist. After a year of therapy the professor remained as convinced as ever that he was a man who had already died.

The therapist, at wits end, finally asked the patient. "tell me do you believe dead people bleed?" The professor thought about that question for a minute and said "no, I believe they don't."

The therapist seized that moment by jabbing the patient in the forearm with a hatpin he had previous concealed. The patient winced at the pain and the therapist pointed to the pinpoint spot of blood coming from his forearm and said "what do you think now?"

The professor responded, "what do you know, dead people do bleed."
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