Merrick Garland

Goodwin Liu

Liu versus Alito. Legal cage match.

Liu would wipe that permanent smirk off of Alito's face.

As Liu comes from the CA. Supreme Court we wouldn't have to backfill a justice either.

A restaurant has a new menu item. The new item consists of curry poured over French fries.

It's called: "Curry On My Wayward Spud."

And after. There'll be peas when you are done.

It takes a pillage.

1926.

Caught stealing. Babe Ruth.

Go figure.

If you are ever on a golf course and thunder and lightning happens, here's what you do.

Get out your 1 iron and hold on to it. Everybody knows, not even God can hit a 1 Iron.



Disclaimer. But seriously, don't do that.

JFK assassination.

SCOTUS selecting Shrub.

Shitler's installment by Putin.

Runnerup-Raygun's election.

of space.

Terrible joke. 2 stars.

Crow 1: Hey, is that a man standing in the field?

Crow 2: No, it's a scarecrow.

Crow 1: How can you be so sure?

Crow 2: He's not looking at his phone.

Europe tells the Shitgibbon to piss off. Go meet with Putin at Burger King.

Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer.

A truly great class!