How Drumpt's lying speech should be evaluated tonight.

Shitler's new buzzword "humanitarian" crisis

at the border. A crisis Drumpt created he now wants billions to fix, which it won’t.

He truly is the neighbor who arsons your house and offers to sell you his garden hose.

Let's see if I have this correct.

Drumpt, confronted by a properly elected Democratic House, decides to ignore their will and misappropriate funds to give to the military to violate the Posse Comitatus Act and rules of Imminent Domain.

If the Supreme Court supports this action, they will have codified a dictatorship by way of Drumpt I the Tyrant.

If Shitler gets to speak on tee vee tomorrow the Dems

should air time to respond.

Given Drumpt's habit of overriding VP Dense via the Twitter account

I think Dems should do a foto op of talks with a more credible source.

Maybe Francis the Talking Mule or a cardboard cutout of Putin.

Hearing Drumpt's revisionist history on the Soviet Union's invasion of Afghanistan

I expect him to say it was wrong to tear down that beautiful wall in Berlin.

Material for Shitgibbon's Wall

I suggest those incredibly long CVS receipts.

It would put them to use, and be just as effective a wall as anything Drumptolini has suggested.

First HR in a World Series hit by a Pinch Hitter.

Yogi Berra-1947.