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Groucho Marx and Samuel Goldwyn

For years when Hollywood producer Samuel Goldwyn walked by Groucho Marx he would ask "How's Harpo?" Groucho accepted this for a while as just a quirk.

Eventually Groucho tired of this and in angry voice and asked Goldwyn, "why are you always asking about Harpo, you never ask How I am."

Goldwyn stopped and said, "I'm sorry Groucho how are you?"

Groucho said, "I'm fine, Sam. Thanks for asking."

Goldwyn then said: "And how's Harpo?"

Not too often anybody got the better of Groucho.

The 3 Pitchers in the HOF with losing records

Rollie Fingers
Bruce Sutter
Satchel Paige

A feat not seen since the Babe.

Micheal Lorenzen of the Reds hits a homer, gets a win, and played the outfield in the same game.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/recap?gameId=401076823

Historic.

State of the judiciary in AZ

Our Drumpt puppet governor just appointed another republican to the AZ Supreme Court. That gives our Trump stooge governor 5 appointees to the court, after he increased the number of total judges on the court from 5 to 7. This AZ Kangaroo Supreme Court now has 7 Reich Wing judges.

Democrats need not apply.

On the other hand, maybe if we get the US Senate, we should do the same.

Einstein enjoyed playing the violin all his life.

An amateur for sure, but it was one of his major sources of relaxation. Once he had the opportunity visit the acclaimed cellist Gregor Piatigorsky and the opportunity to demonstrate his skill. After he finished, Einstein asked, how did I play?

In true wordsmith fashion Gregor replied:

You played relatively well.

If the Dems are able to add seats/justices to SCOTUS may I suggest as nominees

Merrick Garland

Goodwin Liu

Liu versus Alito. Legal cage match.

Liu would wipe that permanent smirk off of Alito's face.

As Liu comes from the CA. Supreme Court we wouldn't have to backfill a justice either.

Humor seen today.

A restaurant has a new menu item. The new item consists of curry poured over French fries.

It's called: "Curry On My Wayward Spud."

And after. There'll be peas when you are done.

Shitler's Reich Wing Governing Philosophy

It takes a pillage.

My research shows that only 1 World Series ended with a runner caught stealing

1926.

Caught stealing. Babe Ruth.

Go figure.

Humor for the day

If you are ever on a golf course and thunder and lightning happens, here's what you do.

Get out your 1 iron and hold on to it. Everybody knows, not even God can hit a 1 Iron.



Disclaimer. But seriously, don't do that.


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