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With the virus threatening the health of Americans Drumpt surely has this concern:

How do I lower my handicap this spring?

What's the over/under for how many times Astros players get HBP this season.

Up to today in spring training it has happened 7 times.

Well, let's see. There's about 20 preseason games and 162 regular season games.

I'll take the over at 182 times.

Pence the Dence is in charge of the US virus response and is already headed for trouble

I noted the lead scientist for the CDC is a woman.

Pious Pence can't meet with her without mommy's presence or approval.

Smart Speaker technology

Not that Smart. Mine still plays news clips of the Tangerine Fuhrer ranting.




I guess with all the cheating the Houston Astros did

it's appropriate their ballpark used to be called Enron Field.

I would normally post this in the baseball group but it seems reflective of our general times.

I was at the protest against Drumpt in Phoenix the other

night when a group of Drumpt Zombies starting screaming and flipping us off.

I yelled back, "I don't understand you, try speaking Russian."

They stopped, apparently confused. They moved on to bow down before the Orange Fuhrer.

How many ears does Star Trek's Mr. Spock have?

3

1. Left Ear.

2. Right Ear

3. And the Final Front Ear.

Thank you for the heart!

One fine Mother's Day a toddler presents his mom

with a cup of coffee. She thanks him and takes a big sip. She almost chokes and decides to look what's in the cup. Whereupon, she finds those old style green army men in hot water.

The mom says why ever did you do this.

The toddler, responds, but mom, the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.

Thanks so much for the heart. Makes my evening.

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