Whiskey is for drinking,

water is for fighting.

Update: bottom shelf whiskey is for hand sanitizing.

Here we are:

An illiterate anti-science dotard, overseeing the response to a highly contagious disease, utilizing an economic system that doesn't reward people for staying home while ill, whose chief concern is his golf game and reelection.

More like The Perfect Shit Storm.

I hope the Dem ads show all lines of panicked buyers in stores in the US.

will use it as a reason for more wall money.

Even given Camus' immense talent his exquisite existential tale could not have conceived of a Nation under threat by disease while being led by a failed game show host who believes science is a hoax or a liberal threat.

How do I lower my handicap this spring?

Up to today in spring training it has happened 7 times.

Well, let's see. There's about 20 preseason games and 162 regular season games.

I'll take the over at 182 times.

I noted the lead scientist for the CDC is a woman.

Pious Pence can't meet with her without mommy's presence or approval.

Not that Smart. Mine still plays news clips of the Tangerine Fuhrer ranting.

it's appropriate their ballpark used to be called Enron Field.

I would normally post this in the baseball group but it seems reflective of our general times.