So, a giant, Chump flying pickup pulls over after getting a flat. Buttcrack Cargopants slides down from his seat weighed by all his fake velcro ammo pouches and dip cans and begins the process of changing the tire.
Just as he gets all the lug nuts off he accidentally drops them in a nearby sewer. As he stands there spewing and cursing up walks a new person. Now, this person is rocking a Biden/Harris shirt and is heavily vaping on a non-tobacco product. He is feeling no pain (medicinal of course). He observes the flailing, cursing said Buttcrack Cargopants and says:
"Hey, why don't you take one lug nut off of the other 3 wheels and use those 3 to attach your spare."
Buttcrack says, "that's a great idea thanks a lot."
Our Biden/Harris Hero says, "Your welcome, I may be stoned out of my mind, but I'm not an idiot."