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Just before the ducks crossed the road

they asked the chickens what they thought the ducks should do.

The chickens said, "don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it."

Hey teachers.

If you want defend yourself against armed intruders have your students build a wall of books.

No, wait. Books are banned. AR-15.

Not so much.

Christy Matthewson

I don't know what's more outstanding: that he pitched 101 innings in the WS or that his ERA was 0.97 in those innings.

Look, I know that just because one guy try to

smuggle a bomb in his shoes there's no way the gubmint going to make take off mine in airports. No way.

Wait.....

If you are a political candidate, and your

advertising features you sporting a gun, you are vile excuse for a human being.

What did one math book say to the other?

Donít talk to me, I have my own problems!

Always wondered.

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

UT 1966 versus Uvalde

https://www.businessinsider.com/policeman-relives-texas-tower-shooting-50th-anniversary-2016-7?op=1

This was handled a bit differently by these officers than what happened in Uvalde.

These officers were up against a barricaded suspect with military training. The officers had no helmets, body armor, or military grade weapons. Guts a plenty though.

(I listened to this incident live on the radio while living in Houston.)

Watching Press Conference: "Barricade Situation"

He's actually referring to blocking out any information that explains the police "response."

Thanks for clarifying.

The other day, after a lab test, I received the test result back. Maybe it was written by a bot. The message was written in a way that made it ambiguous as to whether I had cancer.

Some hours later, the doc, seeing the unusual wording of the message sent a message saying you definitely don't have cancer.

I'm going to fix this problem, not by adjusting any health habits, but rather changing my email address.



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