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kairos12's Journal
kairos12's Journal
December 19, 2022

Tis the season of holiday leftovers.

That reality has me asking is it Tupperware, or TupperWHERE is the ever-loving lid?

December 17, 2022

No understand.

Anti-choice crazies say if you don't have sex you won't need an abortion. Problem solved.

But wait, many of these same folks revere a religious figure who conceived without having sex.

No entiendo.

December 16, 2022

Given the puffed up superhero look the

Orange Duce was going for in his card I think it should be named “The Thor Loser.”

December 15, 2022

The Orange Blowfish major announcement is that he is placing his image on a

traitor, sorry, trading card.

Lo siento.

December 10, 2022

Recently I went to the doc

and maybe, because I'm advancing in years, they seemed to ask many more questions than I ever remembered. Lifestyle, diet, exercise, tripping hazard, etc. It seemed like everything but what kind of tire I have on my car.

When I left I told my wife I met with a physician who was from the organization "Doctors Without Boundaries."

December 8, 2022

Making a good

chemistry joke is challenging because all the good ones Argon.

December 7, 2022

2 dogs are walking along

and one dog says to the other"

"I noticed you only pee on lamp posts and avoid parking meters.

Second dog: Well, have you seen how much they charge?

December 3, 2022

One upon a time 2 coffee aficionados got into a rage at the local shop over

who had the more delicate blend. This flap led to one man throwing his messy scone at the other resulting in this person having a messy stain on his bespoke shirt.

The man who threw the offending scone defended himself, in the subsequent civil suit, using the Stand Your Grounds Law.

December 2, 2022

A termite walks into a bar

and asks, "is the bartender here?"

December 1, 2022

It's inappropriate for anyone other than

a dad to tell a "dad" joke.

It's a faux pa.

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