kairos12
kairos12's JournalAs Thanksgiving approaches just
a reminder that gin pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives.
Humor for the morning.
I had a great childhood.
My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.
Those were Goodyears.
Limerick "2000 Mules"
Fakery thy name is 2000 Mules,
BS so vast believed only by fools,
MAGA is up shit creek,
sorry the votes not tweaked,
for your candidates were a bag of tools.
A bit of humor for the day.
Once upon a time a Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit went into a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the Rabbit, "what's your Blood Type?"
The Rabbit replied, "I'm probably a type O."
Hobbs increases lead over Toxic Lake after latest vote count.
https://results.arizona.vote/#/featured/33/0Personal Veterans Day Humor
Once I was deployed for a year in another country where I had to learn the language as I went. So far, so good. Over my time there I kept hearing this one word from the soldiers from that country. I assumed I knew the meaning by inference.
Months into my deployment I was attending a formal dinners with some of this country's Officers and their wives. During the serving of dinner there was some kind of mix up in the order of service. I observed this minor annoyance and said out loud this "word" I had learned. I figured it meant something like "this is mistake or error."
After I said this word the whole table goes silent. Especially, the wives looking at the table. Things moved on.
Afterwards I asked an attendee from this country what did I really say. Because he wasn't fluent in English, and definitely not in cursing. He said it means, how you say, "what a clusterfuck."
On this Veterans Day, as a former GRUNT, for those of you who might not know
the meaning of this. GRUNT equals:
G-Ground
R-Replacement
U-Usually
N-Not
T-Trainable.
Happy Vets Day to all.
AZ. Hobbs now leads Toxic Lake by
20,000 votes.
https://results.arizona.vote/#/featured/33/0
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