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November 13, 2022

As Thanksgiving approaches just

a reminder that gin pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives.

November 13, 2022

Humor for the morning.

I had a great childhood.

My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

November 12, 2022

Limerick "2000 Mules"

Fakery thy name is 2000 Mules,
BS so vast believed only by fools,
MAGA is up shit creek,
sorry the votes not tweaked,
for your candidates were a bag of tools.

November 12, 2022

A bit of humor for the day.

Once upon a time a Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit went into a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the Rabbit, "what's your Blood Type?"

The Rabbit replied, "I'm probably a type O."



November 12, 2022

Finchem was all hat and

no cattle, and . . . no votes.

November 11, 2022

Personal Veterans Day Humor

Once I was deployed for a year in another country where I had to learn the language as I went. So far, so good. Over my time there I kept hearing this one word from the soldiers from that country. I assumed I knew the meaning by inference.

Months into my deployment I was attending a formal dinners with some of this country's Officers and their wives. During the serving of dinner there was some kind of mix up in the order of service. I observed this minor annoyance and said out loud this "word" I had learned. I figured it meant something like "this is mistake or error."

After I said this word the whole table goes silent. Especially, the wives looking at the table. Things moved on.

Afterwards I asked an attendee from this country what did I really say. Because he wasn't fluent in English, and definitely not in cursing. He said it means, how you say, "what a clusterfuck."

November 11, 2022

On this Veterans Day, as a former GRUNT, for those of you who might not know

the meaning of this. GRUNT equals:

G-Ground
R-Replacement
U-Usually
N-Not
T-Trainable.

Happy Vets Day to all.





November 11, 2022

Red Wave meet

Abortion Rights Dam.

Red Wave, nope, red puddle.

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