Only pitcher to throw a Perfect Game on artificial turf was....

answer in a bit.

I'm proud to say I've

saved enough money so that I don’t have to work for the rest of the year.

For New Years Eve this year I am currently deciding on

what pair of shorts I will wear to the living room.

Grey or Army Green.

Paralyzed by choices.

Why don't you play basketball with vultures?

One day a Dean at a local college was complaining to

a Professor in the Physics Department, "All your lab equipment and testing materials is way too expensive. Why can't you be more like the math department?"

Physics Prof: "How so?"

Dean: "All they need is paper, pencils and erasers. Come to think of it why can't you be more like the Philosophy Department. They don't even need erasers."

As vile Lauren is trying to

horn into another county maybe she should be labeled as a CarpetBoebert.

When it was said Chump

reeked of armpit, ketchup, and butt it made said sense to me.

Never forget, the devil takes the Heinzmost.

Build a Wall please

Keep “Handsy” Boebert from fleeing to another county.

Remember, that during this busy holiday season

when your house, unfortunately, is overrun with MAGA relatives, the most important essential oil is chloroform.

Nikkki Haley was asked what caused WW2?

She said the freedom loving fascists of the world were upset with FDR's New Deal.



Maybe.