between Marge 3 Names and Colorado Boebfart I remember that once a newspaper made a correction that went like this:

"Statements made by Sylvester the Cat were erroneously attributed to Daffy Duck."

a record shop and said, "I understand you have a recording of wasps gathering on the side of a barn that happened in 1956. It was one of the biggest recording of wasps every done. Do you have it?"

The employee, "said we do have it, would you like to hear it before you purchase?" The man replied, "yes he would."

The man began listening on headphones and after a minute throws them down in disgust and says, "I am the world's greatest authority on wasps and this recording is false or fake, it's certainly not wasps!"

The clerk apologizes and and looks at the record and says, "I'm very sorry sir, I was playing the Bee side."

Vel-crows.

Fall leaves after leaves fall.

Recalling this from somewhere in the ether.

the word "no" is a complete sentence.

sunshine.

This sunshine is best exampled by magnifying glass providing sufficient light to incinerate paper--like the Constitution.

I was sitting at an intersection last night. I heard sirens coming from my right, and my light had turned green. I had no way to see what was coming. The car next to me didn't wait and raced through the intersection and the ambulance narrowly missed T-boning him. The only reason it didn't happen was because of the skillful driving of the ambulance.

People in a hurry to injure themselves and others.

I am reminded of these words from Nietzsche:

"They muddy the water to make it seem deep."

Yep.

6 January tapes prepare for more editing than the Nixon 16 minute fakery.

The fact that President Joe went to Ukraine despite the threat posed by Putin's missiles was incredibly brave. When Nazi V2 Rockets were raining down on England, starting in 1944, President Roosevelt didn't visit that country. Wisely.

President Joe, a heroic American.