From the Daily Mail:



Thank you for your expert opinion, as expressed to the hard-of-thinking Faux Gnus audience. Only -- in your case -- "expert" had a different definition:
Ex - past, has-been, washed up;
Spurt - a drip under pressure.

I sprayed a perfectly good IPA on my screen when I watched this!

Be warned, fellow DUers: this one is that good!

Spoiler alert: "... because? Her emails!"

Got this email from Andrew Gillum’s Campaign:



So I donated to his campaign and picked up a yard sign!

Join us, won’t you?

... immediately turn around and walk back out when they see that cadet bone spurs is there.

[rimshot] Thank you, thank you!
I’m here all week.
Be sure to tip your server. And try the veal!

On her Netflix show, "The Break with Michelle Wolf," she introduced a new segment last night: "Mind Your Manners." In it, she tells how to have the greatest impact when confronting members of the drumpf administration in public.

For instance, when you see Iskanka Drumpf in public, call her "Tiffany!"
Huffington Post.

Watch for yourselves, but please avoid eating or drinking while viewing this. I will not be responsible for damaged keyboards, smartphones or tablets.

Tuesday night, a federal judge ruled that the current, so-called administration has 30 days to reunite families, even less time for younger children.



So, what happens when that deadline passes? Harsh words? Finger wagging, or — dog forbid — fist waving?

Here’s my suggestion, FWIW: we call a general strike. Or — to draw from the example of Mahatma Gandhi — day(s) of prayer and fasting. “Our resistance must be active and provocative!”

Can you imagine a day when we all refuse to show up for work? We refuse to shop or dine out? We refuse to spend a single penny — cash, credit or debit, including on-line transfers, payments, or automated transactions? For that matter, we all stay home, stay off Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, and other virtual escapes from reality?

Sure, that’s a sacrifice by 21st Century standards, but consider what’s at stake here. If we could send such an unprecedented, bold message to corporate and governmental overlords, how could they ignore it? Especially if they realize that this is a sample, a preview of what might happen between now and November.

Yes, it would require sacrifice. Getting docked for a day’s pay, missing a visit to Starbucks or other favorite retail stop. But, considering what others are enduring, is it so much to ask?

Let’s put “civil disobedience” into the frame of the civility discussions now underway.

Gandhi, ML King, perhaps even Joshua bar Joseph (AKA Jesus) would look at us in pride.