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July 13, 2024

Satire - An embarrassing shit-uation for Trump!

Embarrassing Incident at Las Vegas Rally Casts Doubt on Donald Trump’s Presidential Bid

Las Vegas, Nevada - Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, faced a humiliating turn of events during a political rally in Las Vegas that has sparked widespread scrutiny and calls for his withdrawal from the race. As Trump addressed the crowd in the largely-empty Allegiant Stadium, chants of "If your diaper has shit, you must quit" echoed through the venue, directed at the candidate.

The situation took a shocking twist when Trump, visibly rattled by the chants, abruptly turned to leave the stage. However, as he turned around, both supporters and detractors alike were confronted with a distressing sight - a visible brown stain on Trump's pants, reportedly caused by fecal leakage.

Witnesses described an overwhelming stench that permeated the area, leading to widespread discomfort among attendees. Even staunch supporters of Trump expressed dismay, describing the incident as "disgusting" and questioning the viability of his continued candidacy.

In the aftermath of the rally, discussions have intensified about Trump's future in the presidential race. Many within his own party have called for him to consider stepping down to allow a younger and less controversial candidate to take his place, citing the damaging impact of the incident on his public image and electoral prospects.

As Trump's campaign strategists assess the fallout, they face mounting pressure to address the incident and its implications. The incident in Las Vegas has underscored broader concerns about Trump's ability to lead effectively and maintain public confidence.

July 10, 2024

Another douchebag enters the scene.

Donald Trump introduced his 18-year-old son Barron at a political rally “for the first time” during the criminally convicted former president’s return to the campaign trail on Tuesday night.

Barron, who sat in the front row, stood up and waved to the crowd and pumped his fist after his father introduced him and other members of the Trump family during his rambling 90-minute remarks from his Doral resort in Miami.

Trump joked that his youngest son is “more popular” than his sons Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump.

“That’s the first time he’s done it,” Trump said from the stage. “He might be more popular than Don and Eric … Welcome to the scene, Barron, I don’t know. He had such a nice, easy life. Now it’s a little bit changed. Special guy, right?”

https://www.aol.com/news/barron-waves-pumps-fist-trump-020311866.html

June 25, 2024

Trump's post-debate response has been leaked:

***satire***

It was a tough debate. I was debating three people. It was rigged against me. So, you can multiply my score by three. Joe took four years to prepare and could barely stand up. I was like a soldier fighting against a batillion. One man against an army, like a force the world has never seen. Imagine that. I was fighting for you, so you don't have to fight. I think they put a pole down Sleepy Joe's back to keep him upright. They want to ban cars, Can you believe it? The radical Democrats. Dishwashers too. They are taking your water away, and now it's just a drip.

I didn't even need to prepare, even though they make the rules. Dana Bash. What a nasty woman! She only asked me difficult questions. Bash the Trash, that's what I call her. Tapper---what a useless son of a B. I won't say it. I'm too polite to say it, but you know what I mean. And did you notice Sleepy Joe fiddling with his ear? Oh you did! I'm not going to say they fed him the answers, but that's what everyone is saying.

Then they rigged the polls that said Sleepy Joe won because they don't like the truth. Yes, folks, the communists are taking over. It's called Bidenflation. It's called Word War 2. Remember that word. I have the best words. Yes, those polls were rigged. Fake News! It's called Fake News. Everyone knows it. Even leading Democrats have said I won. Even the radical left say I won. I had a guy come up to me, and he said 'Thank you, Mr Trump for what you did for me and my family.' I told him to look at my battle scars. Yes scars on my beautiful body. That's what the radical left Democrats did to me. And I took it for you. For all of you.

There was a poll that put me 20 points ahead. Yes folks, 20 points ahead, but they hide that. Nobody is allowed to see it. I got 100% in a test my doctor gave me. Remember, I said they multiply the score by three. Sleepy Joe won't even take the test. I wonder why. Many, many Democrats have said that I won and the polls were rigged. It's the only way they can win. Windmills cause cancer, but you're not allowed to say it. Did you see how Bash the Trash cut me off?"

June 23, 2024

A bedtime story about a smelly and evil man called Donald Trump.

I asked ChatGPT to write a story about Donald Trump, whose sewage smell is a metaphor for his evil. This is that story!


In the heart of a bustling city, where the skyline was dominated by towering buildings and the constant hum of ambition filled the air, there lived a man named Donald Trump. He was not just any man but a figure of immense power and influence, known for his wealth and his ability to command attention wherever he went. Yet, there was something about him that set people on edge—a foul stench that seemed to follow him like a shadow.

It wasn't an ordinary smell. It was a scent reminiscent of sewage on a hot summer day, a noxious odor that made people wrinkle their noses and feel nauseous in his presence. Some whispered that it smelled like diapers soaked in bitterness and greed. To those who believed in omens and signs, it was a foreboding scent—a warning of something darker lurking beneath the surface.

Donald Trump moved through life with an air of entitlement and arrogance. He made deals that enriched himself while leaving others in the dust. His words were sharp and divisive, stirring up storms of controversy wherever he spoke. He thrived on chaos and confusion, reveling in the spotlight even as he left a trail of broken promises and shattered dreams in his wake.

Those closest to him tried to ignore the smell, attributing it to a quirk of his eccentric personality. They defended him fiercely, blinded by their loyalty and ambition. But others couldn't escape the feeling that the stench was a metaphor for something deeper—a reflection of his moral decay and disregard for decency.

As Donald Trump rose to greater heights of power, the smell grew stronger. It permeated boardrooms and political rallies, leaving a bitter taste in the mouths of those who dared to challenge him. His opponents tried to expose him, pointing to the foul odor as evidence of his corrupt nature. But like a toxic cloud, his influence seemed to protect him from consequences.

Yet, despite his outward bravado, there were moments when even Donald Trump himself seemed haunted by the smell. In quiet moments of reflection, when the cameras were off and the crowds dispersed, he would catch a whiff of it and wonder what it meant. Was it a sign of his legacy—a legacy tainted by selfishness and hubris?

Years passed, and Donald Trump's presidency came to an end. The stench of his tenure lingered in the memories of those who had witnessed his rise and fall. Some celebrated his departure, hoping for a fresh start and a return to civility. Others continued to defend him, unwilling to admit the truth that had been staring them in the face all along.

And so, the story of Donald Trump and his foul odor became a cautionary tale—a reminder that power unchecked can corrupt even the most powerful. It served as a warning to future generations about the importance of integrity and empathy in leadership, and the dangers of turning a blind eye to the truth.

As for the man himself, Donald Trump faded into the annals of history, leaving behind a divided legacy and a lingering question—what did his smell truly signify?

June 7, 2024

We spend 40% of global military to protect America, so how is a traitor in with a chance to win in November?

I just can't understand why the traitor wasn't immediately arrested after he tried a coup on January 6th or after he tried to get secretary of states to find him more votes. There are plenty of other pieces of evidence that he is a traitor, working against the interests of our nation and favoring Putin over America.

This could be the end of America as we know it, and his lawyers have been able to appeal and appeal all the way to the day he could be our dictator. How could we as a nation be so vulnerable to possibly allow everything to be taken from us in broad daylight?

There has never been another human being with more ill-intent for the future of America. We are being attacked from within---everything from our justice system, our relationship with our allies, the UN, our environment, our healthcare system, and our basic democratic rights, and it is being done by turning American against American, based on lies, hate, and prejudices, supported by fascist-supporting propoganda. These are real threats, based on Trump’s own words and actions. Maybe not coincidentally, it happens to be the safest method that Putin could inflict damage on America (and other nations) without the need to drop a single bomb or fire a single bullet.

Once we lose these things, we may never get them back. How has our security been so weak? How is Traitor Trump still a free man? And how the hell can a he be a candidate to be president?

May 30, 2024

Trump will show no remorse for what he has done. He will call the judge, the DA, the lawyers, the witnesses, corrupt.

He will continue to claim the whole trial was "election interference." He will blame Biden for orchestrating it. He will gaslight the nation with his lies, day after day. He will use this to divide us, pitting Americans against Americans. He will basically put two fingers up to the judge. His election campaign website already states he is a political prisoner. He will never show remorse or take responsibility. Come July 11th when he is sentenced, I trust the judge will take this all into consideration. Hell, if justice is served, he needs to see jail time!

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