Donald Trump has a long, troubling history of destroying and hiding important documents in lawsuits, but he thinks Hillary Clintons the one who should be going to jail.
THE GOP IS ALSO SCARED because they are losing SO THEY ARE GOING LOW!
They already obstructed Obama - now they must continue to witch-hunt Clinton.
Everything they do and say is because LOSING like this is a nightmare for all of them - including Trump!
WE MUST MAKE CONGRESS WORK AGAIN!
Now, Adams has a promise to make to America. He doesnt think Trump is ACTUALLY like Hitler, but if it turns out that he is just like Hitler, he will go ahead and murder Trumpy Hitler, because thats what you have to do when you accidentally elect Trumpy Hitler as president, you assassinate them:
My promise: If Trump gets elected, and he does anything that looks even slightly Hitler-ish in office, I will join the resistance movement and help kill him. Thats an easy promise to make, and I hope my fellow citizens would use their Second Amendment rights to rise up and help me kill any Hitler-type person who rose to the top job in this country, no matter who it is.
As I often say, Democrats generally use guns to commit crimes. Republican use guns for sport and for self-defense. If you are a Republican gun-owner, and you value the principles of the Constitution, Im confident you would join me in the resistance movement and help kill any leader that exhibited genuine animosity toward people because of their genitalia, sexual preference, or skin pigmentation.
In other words, Im willing to bet my life that the monster view of Trump is an illusion.
THANK GOODNESS! Dont you feel safe and secure now? If Trump starts murdering Jewish people even a little bit, Scott Adams, valiant man-beast that he is, will kill him dead. If Trump genuinely acts like he hates women or gays or racial minorities, Scott Adams will go ahead and maketh murder upon him. Never mind the yooooge body of evidence that Trump really, for real, is a misogynist racist. We dont know what Trump would actually have to do that would be so bad that the weird Dilbert guy would kill him dead, but dont worry, Scott Adams has got this.
More in link: http://wonkette.com/607864/weird-dilbert-guy-promises-to-assassinate-donald-trump-if-he-becomes-hitler-o-kay
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The revelation that the FBI has discovered additional emails convulsed the political world, and led to widespread (and erroneous) claims and speculation. Many Republicans proclaimed that the discovery suggests Clinton may have broken the law, while Democrats condemned FBI Director James Comey for disclosing this information less than two weeks before the election, claiming he did it for political purposes.
Donald Trump, the Republican nominee, said the development showed his opponent had engaged in corruption on a scale we have never seen before, while Clinton called for the FBI to release all of the information it has, saying the American people have a right to know everything.
The truth is much less explosive. There is no indication the emails in question were withheld by Clinton during the investigation, the law enforcement official told Newsweek, nor does the discovery suggest she did anything illegal. Also, none of the emails were to or from Clinton, the official said. Moreover, despite the widespread claims in the media that this development had prompted the FBI to reopen of the case, it did not; such investigations are never actually closed, and it is common for law enforcement to discover new information that needs to be examined...
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