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This is WEIRD! Eight years ago . . .

the right wing media was apoplectic about the fact that President Obama forgot to wear an American flag pin on his lapel. I just watched Trump 's address to the CIA staff - I'm not going to get into the inappropriate remarks he made - and I just noticed that he's not wearing his American flag pin. Where is the right wing outrage today? This incidental practice only seemed to matter when the President was African-American. What can possibly explain this? I wonder . . .

How many Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer - None. Somebody from Goldman Sachs will do it for them.

Trump's Inauguration Speech is supposed to be about 20 minutes long -

but I would prefer it in a few bullet points. I don't like a lot of irrelevant information. And I sure as hell don't want to have to listen to twenty minutes of empty talk. I'm like a smart guy, and I don't need all the details. Just the bullet points, OK? Then I can get back to doing important stuff, like binge-watching DVDs and drinking. I just wish he didn't have to interrupt this National Day of Mourning with a damned twenty minute speech. Bullet Points and lots of Beer. That's a good Inauguration Day.

Suggested Motto for Trump Presidency

Let's skip the MAGA nonsense, and jump right to the reality. And Latin gives it greater gravitas -- "Cum Trumpus semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat." Translation - "With Trump, we're always in shit. Only the depth varies." Yeah, let's go with that!
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