Trump thought foreplay was something to do with golf, says Stormy Daniels

Donald Trump has been put on blast by former lover and porn star Stormy Daniels after she criticised his rushed, haphazard approach to love making.

After several brief encounters with the future president, Stormy asked Donald why he never engaged in foreplay with her.

His answer took her back.

‘When I asked him about foreplay, he said that women weren’t allowed on the golf courses he frequented,’ said Daniels.

Stormy, who was paid $130,000 in hush money to keep quiet about her affair with Trump, also said that the president’s ‘driver’ came some way short of satisfying her.

‘It was less of a driver and more of a putter,’ she said.

President Trump has refused to comment on the accusations as he’s currently on the golf course having a conversation about foreplay with a very confused caddy.

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