Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalThe white sheets are flying half mast at Fox News
Just read this on Twitter can’t post from I phone 
So my doc is mad and asked me why I sent his bill back unopened
I told him doc you were the one who told me to avoid stress 
How do you hide $100 bill from a televangelist
Hide it inside his Bible
Thank you I’ll be doing my act at the monthly Antifa potluck today. Sanity claws reminded me we need soup cans to fight the facist with.
A Russian spy a evangelical and klansman walk into a bar
The bartender says sorry the republican convention is next door.
I'm making ham salad for our Antifa potluck today
Had our son bring out the food processor and I thawed the Easter ham I’ll bring ritz and saltines as well.
So my doc asked me am I into dangerous sports
I replied yes sometimes I talk back to my wife
My wife asked last night if I wanted to watch a horror movie , she said you pick it out
I replied ok does the vcr work I’ll dig up our wedding video.
So my nephew was telling me the army is developing better night optics
Compared to what I used the nod’s night optics device in the infantry mid 1980’s. So In theory I guess we’re generation 3 to 4 on seeing in the dark to shoot the boogeyman lite that fucker up send his ass to powder valley.
My nephew is career army a fine NCO I mentioned over the phone I hope they Grunt proof them very well. Out of experience I know that once a infantry pfc gets them the chances of them getting broke go way up.
Pfc - Hey sarge my shit ain’t working I can’t see shit
Sarge- Dammit pfc you only had them for 5 minutes fresh out the case. 
My wife screamed at me give it to me I'm so dam wet
I’m like no matter how hard it’s raining I told my wife you are not getting my umbrella
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