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Duncanpup

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Current location: I live in a trump supporting community 2 bars 1 vfw so beer therapy is available
Member since: Mon Jan 30, 2017, 03:00 PM
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What do you call a book club that's been reading same book for years still hasn't figured it out

A Evangelical church

Vinegar water mixture cleaning dog ears

Two golden retrievers and chocolate lab and the golden retriever pup cleaning floppy ears vinegar and water and cotton balls. Then Duncan pup grabs the used cotton balls from the other two after I clean their ears.

And hauls ass chewing on them no man get your own cotton balls these are mine. You know sometimes at 55 a father grandfather Iím thinking just let it go do I really wanna fight this battle.

Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much tv

Mute the tv put on subtitles and now theyíre reading

I just wanted let you know Iím looking for a agent to get me booked on the Howard Johnson two shows a night circuit. Iím having my leisure suits dry cleaned at the moments I feel Iím wasting my time and talent as a Union yard jockey.

Why was the Dallas dyslexic republican group turned away at texas republicans convention

The sign they were carrying said

We love TAXES

What do you get when you offer a repig a penny for their thoughts

Change

What do you call a idiot terrified of Arabs aliens and people of color

A Fox News viewer

Ok last one for today what food will decrease your sex drive

Wedding cake

I told my wife I need find a agent get on holiday inn circuit for my act.

My high school bully still takes my lunch money

The upside is that he makes a great subway sandwich

Today my wife asked me If I thought the kids were spoiled

I said no dear their teenagers they will always smell that way

Peanut butter in hot chocolate

My boys just gave me a huge mug itís different and taste delicious only problem is the dogs think peanut butter is their treat. So if you like hot chocolate and peanut butter hope you try it and enjoy. They told me dad it was two k cup of cocoa and three scoops peanut butter and skim milk.
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