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The boog the chocolate lab

So Iím at the store and see a cool Labrador in training a service dog and Iím thinking awesome puppers . And then I am in checkout and look out the glass windows and see my boog he is licking the driver side window. Heading into parking lot My stable genius sees me I get the WOOF WOOF man here man you need to come here this is our car. I climb in get ear kisses and wag wags man it is a good thing I saw you. you could have got into a different car I have your back man. And he was free of charge as a puppy 8 years ago.

Ran into some milita types I find humor

Last evening my wife and the boys and I walked to the pub. For dinner they have awesome crab cakes, anyway from the dining room I could see a group of grown men wearing BDUís battle dress camo. Sitting at the bar knocking back pitchers of beer. And I could hear them talking amongst themselves. I gather they spent the day at a local range shooting targets. Now in my observation I kind of think these clowns would have a hard time fighting off a troop of Girl Scouts. What Iím getting at is their physical condition was not battle ready for the upcoming revolution that they think they will fight in.

In humor my wife of thirty one years says that Iím a human border collie. As in one good habit I took from three years in infantry is exercise and Iím always ready to do something. But checking out these milita clowns last night what Iím saying is majority of them definitely had to order their fatigues from the big and tall. Age wise they probably were from late 20ís to mid 50ís. And some of them were sporting berets and Boonie hats. Iím like smiling as a few had high and tight haircuts.

Walking back from menís room I so wanted to say to them. Maybe you guys should hit the gym and PT to get ready for your revolution,instead of spraying and praying at the range. But I did not we all headed home.

Our golden retriever cant you see Marshall tucker band

It is his theme song our golden as he loves his significant other. My wife his mother is how we refer to her when we speak for golden furry boy. Every morning when she walks out the door to go to her office he is crushed. But this morning was terrible as she walked out the front door with a suitcase. He knows that means she will be away overnight and he is crushed. As I lay on the couch trying to read he is next to me stop reading man touch me cuddle me. This is a crisis she is gone with a suitcase. And as I rub him and pet him I get the golden Moans and groans. He is such a sweet furry boy he just doesnít understand. And I feel bad for him because he has it bad for his significant other my wife. Itís a good thing our golden says you took two days off to watch the boys and me man.

Im reading again Guy sajer forgotten soldier

Iíve read it three times once in the 1980s and then last year. And again today after sajer transfered to infantry and completed training. As he describes the battle of belgerod in summer of 1943 I am thinking Guy sajer is in battle of Kursk.

And what I am thinking is sajer was a landser and as we all know as infantrymen you have no clue where your at higher ups make those decisions. And sajer first language was French,Just my observations.

As in how some question if this is authentic. I do think sajer served in Gross Deutschland I do not feel in reading this. That it should be taken as battle history of the GD on east front. But rather one mans personal experiences that were written after the war. Who perhaps struggled with the horror and memories of east front.

Boog and cone of shame

Busy morning boog and I got home from the vets. This morning boog got into it with raccoons , I got home from work went outside. To have my coffee and smoke my pipe around 0600 And boog gets into it with raccoons. Boog is like I see I do into action raccoons or skunks last year he was sprayed three times and I bathed him. This morning stitches and rabies booster and now he is exhausted he has heart even at eight years old,I love him deeply he is awesome.

Our dogs the randy Newman song you got a friend in me

The boog the chocolate lab and our Newfie and golden retriever. Just make me smile as they cuddle our sons on the couch their both thirteen years old. Both boys are on Zithromax and getting over strep but dog love and dog cuddles beat antibiotics in healing. It just reminds me of the randy Newman song you got a friend in me,I love our furry boys as they get our boys healthy.

I missed riding my fellow union trump supporters

Layoffs over and I punched in and headed to yard wagon. I been here about hour and already once again explained over yard radio,why in the fuck if your a union member why do you vote repig Iíll tell you why cuz you rate with imbeciles morons idiots brainwashed mothers. It is a hobby I feel I need to educate these younger members.

Quoting my wife on morons Easter egg hunt speech

Iím in the kitchen And I hear my wife. He is talking to children about a military budget. He is a FUCKING IDIOT UUUUUUUUUGH! Dear could you please bring the vidalia onion dressing for my salad.

Definition of Daca

It is (Donald acting crazy again) I just read it on twitter. Just tossing it out so that we may find some humor in this fight we find ourselves in for democracy.

Mystery solved thanks to the polack mst sgt our very own senior Nco

To me it has been a mystery as to why After a trooper hits E-8 they have no sense humor. And the mst sgt informed this former corporal that if you take the Nco academy via correspondence then you retain your sense of humor. But if you attend the academy in person it is removed and you can I quote our polack mst sgt(you will be able to crack walnuts with your ass cheeks end quote.) after reading that I was like wow glad I never made it a career.

So my point I know two senior retired Ncoís both made E-9 my great uncle Korea and Vietnam. And then my friend sgt major Vietnam and the gulf war first gulf war. Now yesterday we all went out to a steakhouse Iím buying so come on guys letís go eat. So as the nice young waitress is taking our order these two now remember Iím buying lunch. They get a attitude as to ok we ordered the soup and salad bar but your still charging us 1.85$ for the baked potato with our steaks.

I want to talk to the manager my great uncle tells the kid. Iím thinking look we got the vet discount knock it off I say. So the manager comes over and short of putting him in flex cuffs and water boarding by my uncle and sgt major. We got the upcharge on salad bar and the baked potatoes on the house. I left the waitress the difference on salad bar and the potatoes in her tip. She did ok I always tip above and beyond. But in the car on way home I told them both that the Easter bunny is bringing them walnuts so you two tight asses better start cracking.
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