Everything I ever needed to know about parenting I learned from watching looney tunes.

My advice to the boys whenever they become fathers , I love these warm and fuzzy moments.

Just spent the last 2hours at dog groomers with Dunc pup.

I tried drop Dunc off at the groomer I’ll get you after your bath and haircut was the plan. Mister just held onto me like don’t leave me man I love you I’m scared he woooo wooed wooed talking to me hugging my leg standing up I’m so soft.

Then after the grooming appointment I took Dunc through the drive through fast food Wendy’s to get a double cheeseburger why because he’s a dog and I love my pups I felt bad he was afraid at the groomers.

I got home and the two boys 19-18 were like oh you get your little man a Wendy’s burger Dad they were joking after a grooming dog appointment. I told them knock it off you two are lucky that you both are on my radar as children Dunc is Dads favorite.

Amazing how dollar store dog toys last, Boys and I were discussing.

Maybe $2 at dollar store a dog toy with squeaker that has lasted for a month compared to say a dog toy you spent maybe $10 on ordering from maybe pet smart that didn’t survive the day and the squeaker is torn out already.

I have sex daily

I mean dyslexia fcuk.

I've come to realize that I do have favorites when it comes to our children.

My two favorites are Boog the chocolate lab and Dunc pup last night they were very respectful in listening to my theories on Alien's and the existence of Bigfoot.
They both were very attentive sitting being very respectful the two best furry boys ,just looking and listening as I talked to them explaining my ancient astronaut theory what if Adam and Eve were survivors of a space craft that crashed ,while I was spreading peanut butter on graham crackers for snacks I had these two full attention. Then my other kids just roll their eyes and snicker when I bring it up in conversation which is very disrespectful.

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One minute your young and wild , and the next your into air fryers.

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On walk my trump neighbor is worried about Chinese weather balloon.

Was walking pup and the neighbor walks out to the road to chat. I find humor ok first I told him stay down range my boy has Covid and I’m sniffling I test Monday again with our other son.

His reply oh I don’t give a shit it’s all a conspiracy anyway I’m like huh well I warned your ass . So he was at least a 12 pack in on PBR no judge shit I’m a lush naltrexone keeps me straight.

So he goes into this buzzed theory that the Chinese balloon is loaded with nerve agents and it’s an attack. And also if you get any of the Covid boosters your children that you have in future will be born a hermaphrodite ,at times I argue with him in civilized way other times I respond no shit.

One conversation we had he told me trumpig was still president in same breath he bitched about Biden inflation. I said wait isn’t trump president so it’s his inflation he paused on that , seriously in long run dudes harmless think Christopher loyd character the burn out Jim from Tv show Taxi.

I actually feel sorry for him he has had addiction through years Meth mostly in out prison his adult life. His son is same who just caught a long bid in state prison for addiction shit and father to father I can understand his pain. He was telling me him and his wife waiting for the boy to get to his assigned prison so they can visit.

Then he launched into a rant about the Hunter Biden laptop shit and I said exactly I wanna know why Hunter Biden received two billion from the saudis I said later neighbor.

Trying sweet potato chili today has anyone ever tried this.

Replacing the beans with sweet potatoes and after it’s cooking for awhile. I’m gonna try just adding the mix of cornbread by pouring it on top of chili in crockpot and letting it cook for another 2.5 hours to set up.

My 18 year old isn’t a fan of beans well beans in chili other beans he’s ok with after all these years I told Boog the chocolate lab now we find this out about Boy.