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Duncanpup

Duncanpup's Journal
Duncanpup's Journal
February 23, 2022

Had my second interview today as house parent at a home for underprivileged children

I been a union teamster 35 years raised family saw this add for home parent they wanted a degree or life experience I thought you know I have life experience thinking if I get this job I’ll freeze my teamster pension so I applied.

Today in interview sitting in hallway I saw kids running for classes I smiled watching these kids. Today the job was explained to me in depth I’d be on duty 48 hours at time then one day off, then 48 on two days off then like weekend on duty.

I think if I get this job I could be a great house parent to these young kids. The home already performed background check on me that’s why I was called back second interview I think I’d be great fit for this.

February 21, 2022

Are we only wishing a happy Presidents' Day

To those Commanders in chiefs who didn’t flush eat or steal classified documents.

February 21, 2022

No cyber school today so I sponsored our kids on a field trip

I gave them a list and sent them to the store I’m making chili today I told them chili is like my paint canvas although dad doesn’t paint.

I said I’m like prince the artist formerly known as dad when it comes to chili. Then I told them no squeeze jelly or mayonnaise why you kids when I was your age we had to scoop Mayo and jelly.

February 21, 2022

As a 35 year teamster truck driver to all those owner ops planning on protesting in dc

🖕off you stupid bastards you’ll strike over non existing vaccine mandates , yet you never strike for better hours service or higher wages dummies slaves on the plantation of trucking yesum boss trump.

February 21, 2022

Doc gave me some bad news told me I had to stop masturbating

I asked why the doctor said because i am trying to examine you.

Ok I’m out gonna make breakfast

February 21, 2022

How do you make your wife scream during sex

Call and tell her about it.

February 20, 2022

36 years of marriage and I just found out my crap stinks

Wife was in bathroom as I was using the commode you know what they say truth hurts it doesn’t.

February 19, 2022

Putin is a parasite

Elderly children women are gonna suffer and catch it in the neck over this fucker and for what to have Ukraine go into a insurgency against the Russian army.

February 18, 2022

Thanks Brandon

Was at store today heard a couple they couldn’t find a coffee flavor creamer they blamed it on Biden as I was grabbing gallons of milk , the dude said thanks Brandon I’m like oh fuck.

I did not say word I just headed to find a blueberry pie and vanilla ice cream.

February 17, 2022

As a cyber school parent I sent my guys to the store this morning.

Gave them my visa check card I told them bread and cheese and milk , the bill was $97 they picked up few extras , Is this is a passing grade in cyber school home economics.

Cyber school lunch the guys decided on nachos.

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