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Member since: Mon Jan 30, 2017, 04:00 PM
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Ukrainian parents are marking children with their blood type

Had my second interview today as house parent at a home for underprivileged children

I been a union teamster 35 years raised family saw this add for home parent they wanted a degree or life experience I thought you know I have life experience thinking if I get this job Iíll freeze my teamster pension so I applied.

Today in interview sitting in hallway I saw kids running for classes I smiled watching these kids. Today the job was explained to me in depth Iíd be on duty 48 hours at time then one day off, then 48 on two days off then like weekend on duty.

I think if I get this job I could be a great house parent to these young kids. The home already performed background check on me thatís why I was called back second interview I think Iíd be great fit for this.

Are we only wishing a happy Presidents' Day

To those Commanders in chiefs who didnít flush eat or steal classified documents.

No cyber school today so I sponsored our kids on a field trip

I gave them a list and sent them to the store Iím making chili today I told them chili is like my paint canvas although dad doesnít paint.

I said Iím like prince the artist formerly known as dad when it comes to chili. Then I told them no squeeze jelly or mayonnaise why you kids when I was your age we had to scoop Mayo and jelly.

As a 35 year teamster truck driver to all those owner ops planning on protesting in dc

🖕off you stupid bastards youíll strike over non existing vaccine mandates , yet you never strike for better hours service or higher wages dummies slaves on the plantation of trucking yesum boss trump.

Doc gave me some bad news told me I had to stop masturbating

I asked why the doctor said because i am trying to examine you.

Ok Iím out gonna make breakfast

How do you make your wife scream during sex

Call and tell her about it.

36 years of marriage and I just found out my crap stinks

Wife was in bathroom as I was using the commode you know what they say truth hurts it doesnít.

Putin is a parasite

Elderly children women are gonna suffer and catch it in the neck over this fucker and for what to have Ukraine go into a insurgency against the Russian army.

Thanks Brandon

Was at store today heard a couple they couldnít find a coffee flavor creamer they blamed it on Biden as I was grabbing gallons of milk , the dude said thanks Brandon Iím like oh fuck.

I did not say word I just headed to find a blueberry pie and vanilla ice cream.
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