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Duncanpup

Duncanpup's Journal
Duncanpup's Journal
December 21, 2021

So I asked my wife why she never blinks during foreplay

She said she didn’t have time saw this joke on Twitter

December 21, 2021

Q parents

Dropped off a a fine young man from basketball camp yesterday evening a friend of our twelve year old son.

Son told me later that this young guy always ask’s our son for a mask on the school bus, as his parents will not allow him to wear a mask.

December 20, 2021

20 million children cut off ,Older boys get booster today a ramble over coffee

Home school until after Christmas break, yet COVID not sure which variant is starting to rage in school district.

District emails thinking maybe going to all cyber for rest of the year, my wife and I have had third shot three teamsters I work with are positive two are vaccinated.

In a mood over Manchin putting his foot on the necks of families especially children in need , 1.9 trillion is problem yet 8 trillion for defense budget is needed.

My right wing Fox evangelical brother is pissed cuz I explained to him if we stopped aid to Israel we could have nice things and tax corporations and the wealthiest, my brother disagrees cuz the Jewish people are chosen so we gotta take care of them.

I mentioned in talking to my fundie brother evangelical give a shit about Israel I said you all have this weird doomsday cult over Israel because of Armageddon.

I had to leave the family room listening to NPR my dear wife is watching morning joe , well after thirty five years marriage this is really the only bump in our relationship I can’t stand joe or mika have good day Du be safe to you and those you love.

December 15, 2021

My wife says I never listen

Or something like that

December 14, 2021

Free to good home. Boog the chocolate lab and dunk pup on their backs all 4 paws in air

I’m like hey fellas you guys thinking maybe we could share some of the sectional. My purpose in life is not rubbing furry shit head belly’s all the time. I like to rub pup belly’s yet you both are sectional sofa space hogs.

Pups we have to be near you man and touch man as we hang loose on this huge sectional and lay right up next to you , its called love and once you decide to go get peanut butter and graham crackers will wake up to help you share.

December 13, 2021

I heard Lauren boebert is so dumb

It took her two hours to watch 60 minutes, Son read this to me off Twitter.

December 13, 2021

The road to fascism is paved with people telling you not to overreact

My wife just read this to me she saw it online, how this applies to so many of us in life and at DU.

December 13, 2021

My wife is reading about trumpig O'Reilly Orlando rally it flopped

She has read that people paid $250 in advance for tickets to attend. And when it didn’t fill up the tickets went on sale at the door for $3 😂😂😂😂😂
Sexual predator tour 2021
Morning Du and have great day

December 12, 2021

Antifa broke in our house knocked over Christmas tree

Then asshole Antifa wrapped dunk pup in string of Christmas tree lites .
As we walked through the door and pup greeted us. My wife is saying dunk pup and the cat were chasing each other and caused this turmoil, good thing I watched a lot of law and order , i determined after interviewing dunk pup and the cat it was Antifa that caused this.

December 6, 2021

You can't pick your family

Boog and dunk pup laying in bed with me as I read not sure which one is letting dog farts out their furry rumps smelling up the air both on their backs paws in air.

My wife says as she came up to get a nightgown on I may just sleep in spare bedroom and let you three alone I said for better or worse we been married 35 years.

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