Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalI love the I almost served crowd as a vet
I ran into a wannabes maga vets standing in line at grocery store dude had on a jacket with military patches the only two I recognized was a submarine badge and senior Drill sgt badge from army a pumpkin patch seeing the awards as former Airborne infantry to me at 56 it’s not adding up I had to ask and his trumpig 2024 hat. So I asked this wannabe turd sporting badges and he told me he never served yet he’s all about 2A yet his two uncles served.
And here DU vets we actually enlisted and served when we could have just walked around in a jean jacket with awards we never earned dumb asses we were.
I find humor As Grandparents were ok with watching our sick grandkids
Could be leprosy the Black Plague grandsons have sure will watch them kiddo we don’t even bat a eye as our oldest daughter called this morning our daughter has go work Monday our daughter was going to bring the boys in morning I went and got the troops I told her relax. The daycare will not take a child that has a fever within twenty four hours.
Chances are my wife and I are immune from this plague I find humor both boys are out asleep feeling rough sleeping the crud off on day bed.
My wife and I went for a moonlit walk and become intimate
After awhile unable to see in the dark I said I wish I would have brought along a flashlight she said I agree you have been eating grass for the last ten minutes.
I don't like to brag yet I do have a tremendous sex drive at age 56
My girlfriend lives a hour away 
Just told this one to my wife over coffee I received the eyes the look then a sigh from her then not a word spoken she went back to reading the news.
Great our 17-18 year old sons are worried about Nuke war
Boys asked what are we going to do dad if it happens
I said calm down fellas dad had training in infantry especially West Germany how to survive in NBC nuke bio or chem warfare battle field.
Boys? What does that mean dad.
I replied I’m calling ups if it happens and taking a personal day.
Fucking Putin saber rattling.
My email this morning at 56 was a wealth of information
Compression socks
Burial insurance
Silver singles dating
Generic ED medicine
So I said to my wife over coffee here’s the plan. I’ll wear the compression socks while having sex with my silver singles hookup, I’ll definitely overdose on the ED Meds trying to feel 21 again. And then you use the burial insurance to have me cremated, does it sound like a solid plan dear.
Life in a circus murder parkour
Dunk Pup and the cat just think wile e coyote and road runner they chase each other over couch chairs under tables wrestling and we call it murder parkour.
This morning my wife failed to secure the bathroom door and murder parkour found it’s way into the one bathroom ripping down shower curtain and shower rod. Pup and cat hauled ass like the devil was after them or my wife hollering at them not sure.
Going to attempt eggs in purgatory for lunch with garlic bread
My neighbor showed me how to make this awhile ago , the marinara sauce she gave us 4 jars has bacon in it. So today I referenced Raos website and looked up eggs in purgatory so easy a caveman can do it. Or a descendant of Eastern Europeans who loves Italian and Ukrainian dishes.
A friend of our sons wants to enlist he asked me what do infantry do when there is no war
Janitor was my reply.
I just made my wife a coffee with hazelnut creamer
I need a shower now flavored creamer disgusting the woman needs professional help or a priest.
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