Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalBoog has been tossed aside the chocolate lab drama his boys back in school
Dear diary man is writing my thoughts because I do not have thumbs day eleventy only day 3 boog since school started I remind him ,the boys have been leaving me for education. I find myself just sleeping and cuddling man to help me through my boys leaving me ,and snacks I’ll wake up for lady and man snacks lunch or just hearing kitchen sounds yet then I go back to sleeping on couch until the bus delivers my boys home from that evil school.
I have told man just wait until you and lady have boys and raise them and they toss you under that yellow bus for education. And you find yourself moping around all day because the last two years we were always together doing the pandemic.
Ok I’m done I have to go the lady just opened up a box of graham crackers and has a jar of peanut butter yours truly Boog come on man move out of the way I have get off couch and mooch.
What would Airborne Jesus do these young troopers today enlisting to be Human Resources.
That’s right people 42A MOS who knew it was even a thing. This fine young man stopped around to say goodbye to his two BFF’s our boys and to talk to me asking me questions , you will be fine I told him over dinner we’ll refer to it as chow now soldier and learn to eat real fast and to add hot sauce to everything including the pudding.
Now I ask all of the former 11 infantry series and combat MOS losers and suckers why choose a MOS that you could actually use in the civilian world geez so over chow I asked did you get airborne option he replied laughing no I’m not nuts.
I almost lost it on him thinking give me that bbq chicken left on your plate future REMF yet I didn’t because I asked myself what would Airborne Jesus do in a moment as this. For those of you who didn’t know that’s right Jesus loves the Airborne especially the Airborne infantry. Yes A MOS that as a young man you can work on affirming your alcoholism for later in life.
We’re Gods Airborne infantry why we even have our own patron Saint the Archangel Michael do REMFS have a patron saint I seriously doubt it they’re kind of like our heathens brethren Tankers don’t even get me started on those godless red legs the artillery. Why as Airborne infantry we walk around in garrison with our maroon berets sporting our unit flash covering half of our face and possibly the right eye ball if you get it right. Why were studs racehorses serving our nation in a combat MOS that only teaches you the skills of janitorial arts when you’re in garrison mode.
No brag yet the arcom I received serving in 2/325PIR yes I was a animal on the crew served floor buffer. So in closing I hugged this fine young future trooper then told him will see you in a couple months young man Good luck.
Have a blessed day the hypocrisy
Neighbor down road greeting me as I walked the pup. Now a flag flying from the porch reads fuck you if you voted for Biden , I am truly cautious with these nationalist christofascist I could care if they have studied the Bible I care that they do not understand the constitution.
The vitriol against Dr fauci
Two fellow union workers were saying last night they can’t wait for his prosecution because fauci knew I asked what he knew they couldn’t answer .
My reply was your orange tick and his repigs sycophants did not listen to the fine Doctor the disconnect in these two is deep.
This back to physical school is tough on the Boog the drama.
He is 12 and he is drama yesterday he moped around the house all day my boys are not here climbing on the sofa flopping down sighing . For two years home school Boog was with his guys always and now it is going to take some time for him to get used to this routine again.
I just walked through the door from work and a big chocolate lab lump was laying on the couch watching his boys get ready looking sad. I sat down smacked his rump and boog pushed into me hold me man I’m a victim of love I’m a pandemic puppy. 
the actual pandemic puppy Dunk is doing murder parkour at the moment with his cat.
The circles of poop
Just watched them both in backyard Boog is five circles of poop before he shits Dunk is three I wonder what the difference is.
First day of school mess hall is opening up. I'm getting into my Drill sgt mode for a wakeup
On the menu is S.O.S (cream chipped beef ) eggs or rooster bullets made to order. I’m gonna give the troops first call 05:30 I wanted to go 05:00 yet my wife said let them sleep till then. Boog the chocolate lab and Duncan pup the golden and man are ready to do first call like I used to experience at Benning in waking up the platoon ,although minus the trash cans getting beat on or kicked down the barracks bay.
Also no choice adjectives or screaming in faces like infantry Drill’s and reminding you that only if your mother would have swallowed on that one special night they the Drill’s wouldn’t have to deal with us boy I’m telling you talking about passive aggressive NCO’s.
This morning we will just open bedroom doors turn on the lights rip the covers beat them with pillows and dog licks watch them yawning heading in boxers to use one of the bathroom’s me stopping them in the upstairs hallway saying give me a hug as they’re scratching those hairy asses with the other paw.
At this moment the two special K9’s will already probably be back downstairs guarding the chip beef making sure the five foot four one hundred and fifteen pound lady just didn’t eat it all for herself you never know man always except the unexpected.
First up this morning on scheduling for school the sixth grader is I think English literature the two seniors aero space engineering and the other kiddo I think calculus or trigonometry. They’ll be catching the bus around 07:00 Boog and Dunk and I will watch them board maybe thinking there they go our boys man. The three of us are doing a fine job raising them oh yea the lady also.
Three minutes to pillow slinging and dog licking we’re ready get this day on.
Family values took pics of the boys in Budweiser shirts and Budweiser ball cap.
The shirts we’re wife beater t shirts no sleeves Budweiser the Hats we’re Budweiser ball caps we were Walmart getting a oil change on 17’s pathfinder. And walking around we found shirts sent pictures to my mother in law wrote boys wanna all dress same first day of school then emailed them to grandma she has no sense of humor in the thirty seven years I’ve known her I can still push her buttons like her daughter , so in a bit she will be calling after her church once she opens up her email to ask what in the heck.
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