Think About the REAL Victims in This Immigration Battle

Think about poor Beauregard Sessions and Giant Forehead Miller and how sad they must be for this interruption in their master plans to purify America! I mean I can envision both having actual orgasms at the thought of concentration camps for brown people, while listening to crying kids. After all, they could have been put to good use for medical experiments to find medical solutions for actual real people! So sad.

Melania's Surgery

We received more info today from The Orange Buffoon himself: It took four hours and she can't fly for a month. Well, I don't doubt her face-lift took four hours, but it looks great, and I assume we taxpayers paid for this elective surgery. But I'm a bit stumped about the no-fly edict: Do the pressurization changes cause the newly structured face to crack? Please enlighten me. Thanks.

Melanoma's Return

Her face looks a LOT smoother, so the rest did her well. Of course these facial retouches need time to heal and lots of make-up. When the after books come out, we will get a REAL inside look at this farce of a relationship.

Any Word On Melania Showing for the Gold Star Families Today??