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My mom didn't like my report card. I said "Okay."
She said "I want more A's".
I said "OkAAAAAAAAAAy!"
Sometimes DU is so Debbie Downer
If Trump and all the reps resigned there would be folks lamenting about something. "But now the Pedophilia Party will get traction! Oh, the humanity! "
Progress is not steady but it is inexorable. Look at the big picture. Much has been won in the past 50 years. Chin up and trudge onward. The future is ours.
Under Cover Boss.
Why does this show make me want to choke slam the featured CEOs? Far be it from me to discourage them from doing good but it just rings a bit off to me. My souls screams for them to take their sanctimonious, guilt assuaging, condescending and breadcrumb distributing gestures and shove them up their asses. Good workers facing hard times are not the exception. They are the rule.
And you,Under Cover Boss, may fuck off.
relatives complaining loudly about immigrants commiting crimes tonight.
I mentioned that the shit bag that opened fire in Las Vegas was not an immigrant and certainly not a gun grabbing liberal. Crickets in December. A Christmas miracle.
Merry Christmas DU friends.
The Tick
Oh puke! I am just getting started on it and halfway through the second episope someone lubes up a glass eye in their mouth and pops it in their socket. . Disgusting.
What a great show!!
Also there is alot a subtext about how we view ourselves versus how we act and the consequences of acting on a black and white world view. But hey!
Glass eyeballs!
Seriously. ..really good show on many levels.
low grade evil that we all can enjoy.
First shop at your local no frills grocery like Aldi or Lida. You know, the places where you have to bring your own bag. Do not bring your own bag. Throw that shit in the back seat, unfettered.
Next go to your local national chain and get the family packs of meat and soda that your family demands.
Check out in the self check out lane.
Grab a crap load of empty bags as you scan and bag your stuff.
Bag your Aldi or Lida loot in the extra bags.
My grandson has a game away today
He will be gone all day. So I made him a lumberjacks breakfast. Waffles (from scratch. Do it. It is easy and better the those Eggo abominations) , over easy eggs, fried smoked sausage, hashbrowns and fresh squeezed oj. It was a calorie bomb.
I can no longer eat that way. In the year since we gained custody he has grown nine inches yet only gained a few pounds. He clocks in at about 185 lbs. He is almost 6 feet tall and he is stealing all my cool clothes. Plus, girls find him irresistible. He frequently forces fumbles and runs them back.
It is disgusting.
So....should I kill him in his sleep, or poison his food?
Clarification: I do NOT want to kill my grandson. I am bragging on him because I am proud of him. He is surpassing my accomplishments at that age. It is great to behold.
Confederate history is not US history
Keeping the statues is fine. Just put them in a museum in a room called the Hall of Traitors. That puts them in historical context quite succinctly.
And BOOM! Everyone's happy. 
HALP!!!!
Trying to make salmon patties....cats everywhere...tell my wife I love her and nothing morrrrrrrrrre!!!!!!!!!::;;\77%==::;&__(
Name the movie the quote came from:
"The wrong kid died"
"You know who else has hands? The devil...and he uses 'em for holdin'"
"It's the worst case of being cut in half I've ever seen. "
I gave three from the same movie to get us started. Add some fave quotes of your own to see if we can guess your flick.
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