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LSFL

LSFL's Journal
LSFL's Journal
July 16, 2017

Just heard on NPR

In reference to Don Jr releasing emails:

"Trump has wanted to get screwed by one of his children for years ; only not this one"

July 16, 2017

Favorite insults from books and movies

I will forgo the French insults from The Holy Grail and offer this one from Larry Niven's Man Kzin Wars universe:

I urinate on the shrines of your ancestors. ..FROM A HEIGHT! !!!

July 15, 2017

Trump, the sucker

Macron played him like a fiddle.

Trump, blissfully unaware of the continental penchant of disguising withering contempt beneath a veneer of politeness and cosmopolitan schtick, took it in hook line and sinker.

He probably thought that the parade and celebration were in his honor. He's so vain he probably thought the day was about him. Sing that line. It's funny.

While I admire Macron for taking one for the team in an attempt to thaw relations, it is impossible for me to see Trump in Paris without seeing him dressed in a Little Lord Fauntleroy sailor suit clutching a gigantic lollipop.

He is easy to manipulate. It could probably be accomplished by jangling a key chain in front of him.

Macron is our friend, but it is sobering to think that our enemies could do the same thing.

July 10, 2017

Democratic camouflage in a red state

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Do I totally look like I'd kill you for eating quiche or what? That's right folks. Im inside and deep cover. I will have my formally purple state bluer than republican balls at a drag queen pageant in no time.
I am just a big old softy. But if you want to visit, always call ahead. I am not without concern that they will come for me someday.

Peace friends!

July 7, 2017

On the subject of UFOs

Let me first say that I am a skeptic about the extraterrestrial hypothesis. I believe a good amount of reports are just folks trying to glom onto the notoriety of the few reports that catch fire. High profile sightings that are widely disseminated by the media usually generate far more follow up reports than other sightings that recieve little publicity. But there many sightings that don't blow up, yet the people who experienced them never seek to gain from their stories nor do they retract them. This argues strongly that outside of the liars and publicity hounds that some people honestly believe that they saw something. I am not so much interested in what they saw as to why their brains interpreted it the way they did.
I know they are not all lying because I am one of the ones who saw something that I am unable to explain.
It was back in 1984. My friend, my future brother in law and myself were walking on country roads at night. It was a typical night coming home after a weekend of camping in a rockhouse (a cliff with a shallow cave at its base for all of you city slickers)it was a bright moonlit night which is why we were headed home. We were out of supplies and the fish werent biting and we decided that breakfast sounded better than maybe eating our remaining bait.
Anyway as we walked home, a shadow fell across the moon. We looked up and saw a very unconventional aircraft. It was diamond shaped elongated in the direction of travel. Think of a tall triangle with a squat triangle attached at the bases. Spear shaped I guess. There were several white lights spaced equidistantly around the perimeter and in the widest portion of the object there was a hazy irregular ring of red light. We watched it for awhile shining our flashlights at it, waving our shot guns and generally being scared adolescents trying to pretend we werent scared adolescents.

We lost sight of it behind some trees and when we saw it again in was parallel to us on the horizon and we got a side view of it. Sleek and thick in the rear and tapered to a point in the direction of travel. On the back third of the object there was a structure the strongly resembling the bridge of a battle ship or aircraft carrier.

So my question is what did I see that my brain interpreted as a Super Star Destroyer from the Star Wars universe? I had been hungry before and many times since and I have never hallucinated. Was my mind desperately trying to decipher a true enigma? Why a SSD?
Any thoughts? We all three saw it and agreed on the basic configuration. Also it was silent and moved slowly while in sight only seeming to be fast when we lost sight of it for a few seconds and it appeared much further away the its observed speed could account for.

July 6, 2017

I recently got custody of my 13 year old grandson

The papers clearly state that we have shared custody with my stepson with my wife and I having residential custody as we are able to provide a safe and stable home place as well as the child stating in court that he wishes to stay with us.

Recently my stepson appliied for food stamps and Medicare portraying that the child resided with him. This was the main lie among many others.

He lives with his wife's parents and claims to be separated from his wife to draw more benefits on the 4 kids he does live with.

I have a strong desire to set the record straight at least as far as the child I have custody of is concerned. This will no doubt cause upheaval in my marriage. But damn it, you do what is right because it is right. Any ideas? The fraudsters he is in bed with are stealing 40k a year and likely much more.
He even wants us to give the boys new school his address rather than ours and it is in a different district and town.
I was a prison guard for quite awhile and have little sympathy for thieves, kin or not.

I guess I am hoping that someone has been in a similar situation and can give me advice. Every fiber of my being tells me to speak up and not be complicit in this bullshit.

Thanks for letting me vent.

July 4, 2017

Welp

The Sonic drive in commercials just jumped the shark.

July 4, 2017

I'll nae hae you intimidatin' me lassie!

Aye, tis true. My overgrown she cat reels me in wi' her devilish wiles and hellish blandishments. Then she beats on me. But what to do? She is beautiful.

Sorry for the awful Scottish phonetics. They are even more horrific when I enunciate then in my southern drawl.

Seriously. ..how Freudian can you get? All things being equal, I would rather my pussy whippings be a little less literal.

(Rimshot)

July 4, 2017

OMG people!

I just put some quartered tomatoes and peeled sliced zucchini in the air fryer with a little olive oil cracked pepper seasoning salt and salt. 400 For 13 minutes and welcome to bliss. Sprinkled a little garlic salt at the end.
If it is bitter, peel the zucchini better. What am I, your mother? I shat you from my womb? Cheesus Rice. I gotta do it all?
LOL ENJOY ALL.

July 3, 2017

Stupid wild turkey is destroying my garden

And injuring the neighborhood cats. I have ran it off with fireworks twice but it keeps coming back. The damned thing makes eye contact with me while it eats my tomatoes!
Any thoughts? It isnt in season so I can't harvest it and I cannot shoot in city limits anyway. It is such an arrogant little butt hole!

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