"I want to report a crime!"

I just placed a phone call to the FBI office in XXXXX VA.

They have the typical answering system -- to report a crime, press 1; to report a bank robbery, press 2; etc., etc.

I pressed 1 to report a crime.

An FBI agent answered. This is generally how the conversation went:

Agent: "FBI. What crime do you want to report?"

Me: "I want to report treason, obstruction of justice, and assault on federal officers."

Agent: (She paused for a moment.) "Could you provide me with some details?"

Me: "These crimes were committed by a man named Donald Trump, his address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC."

I won't continue with verbatim, however, when I told her that, she took a minute before replying and I could tell from the tone of her voice she was about to crack up!!

I then went on to tell her that I have full confidence in the FBI's professionalism and integrity and I am appalled, sickened, and worried about the attacks on the FBI from Congress and the White House. We had a nice conversation.

If a lot of us call our local FBI offices with the same report, maybe they'll arrest the sonofabitch.