Please.

No one could have predicted numbers like that.

They need some fresh thinking and new guest stars.

It will cover his anus-like mouth, which is a personal trademark, a big component of his indelible image.

He’s stepping in to plug this shit like it’s a My Pillow. This is not normal.

No need to launch a House investigation. Just draw up articles and send them to the Senate. Let the Republicans enablers go on the record as saying, "Yes, this is fine. This is how a President should act."

Optional for extra credit: Is Ticker Tocker the stupidest name for a online trading platform ever?

A fraud created to glorify and enrich Donald J. Trump
Pompous, pretentious and 100% phony
Incompetently executed
Requires legal action to correct
Proof of Lincoln’s observation that you can fool some of the people all of the time