Have you ever been driving down the road and seen a pair of sneakers draped over an overhead line?

That's Mike "I call my wife Mommy" Pence.

I trust, he might be thinking of using his Second Amendment Rights on himself. He is so screwed. He's like the cook for the gang that could not shoot straight. Evil people despise incompetent toadies. The "Great Orange One" will make him just another feature of the scorched earth he will leave behind.

My prediction is he will finish out his life mowing Dan Quayle's lawn.

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Just for fun...

....where exactly will the "Great Orange One's" Presidential Library be located?

I suggest Minsk.... Bigly.

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Watching Kristen Welker scrape and bow on MSNBC just makes me want to throw up!

I know that it is important to not alienate your subject, but why does she stick her head so far up the Whitehouse's ass?

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Just exactly how is one supposed to be fucking "unsure" about Trump?

From the Hill;

"The NPR–PBS NewsHour–Marist poll found that 39 percent of American adults approve of Trump’s job performance, compared to 53 percent who disapprove. Eight percent of respondents were unsure."

I voted today. I'm going to start drinking now. Just steer me clear of the 8%.

Wake me after the 6th.

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Chuck Todd The Perpetual College Boy

Once again proves that the difference between an ass and a clown is that clowns get paid. It's Vegas Baby! Ca-ching.

fuck, just fucking fuck.

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Google Calls BS on Trump's Claim It Blacklisted His 2017 and 2018 'State of the Union' Speeches

Source: Gizmodo

Snip// Google says this is not true. According to a spokesperson for the company, they did not feature the link in 2017 for Trump’s speech to Congress, but neither did they do so for Obama’s first one in 2009. That’s because while these first-year speeches are often referred to as State of the Union events in popular parlance, they’re formally just addresses to Congress. //snip


Read more: https://gizmodo.com/google-calls-bs-on-trumps-claim-it-blacklisted-his-2018-1828701483

KELLYANNE CONWAY

check how much she's worth.

Can anybody tell me why Manafort's attorneys are not being charged with obstruction of justice?

Smuggling a clandestine device into jail to hide Manafort's communications seems pretty god-damned wrong to me. Why aren't these clowns in "VIP" prison too?

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Concrete floor, mylar blanket, and a juicebox happy 4th

I remember this one time in Steubenville