April 17, 2019

Bernie needs our help now!

We've all seen how the money that Bernie is making from his book sales is inviting criticism. This cannot continue. What Bernie needs from us is some book ideas that will bomb, that will turn off the reading public, that will kill a Kindle, books that will be all what his previous books weren't.

Anyone who has a place in their hearts for Bernie is invited to answer. Just suggest a title.

Here's mine, for a start, in the category of "self help" books.

A 10 Step Program to Become as Smart as Donald Trump
(comes with anti-nausea pills)

Edit: It was a joke. It didn't work. Bernie is being called a 1%-er, and a lot of money he made was on his books. He needs to write books that don't make so much money.