The Servile War

(I used this term in another thread - I think it works better then Civil War - and we should start using it.)

There they are, in service (servile) to the orange mango. Ready to kill anything to assure their pro-life stance - to them Every Gun Matters more than a woman does.

They stand ready to march into battle with their red hats, tiki torches and nail guns in hand. That is until the actual people who defend the actual constitution show up with the actual constitution in-hand, a properly led justice department in the lead, and a president and vice-president who are in service to the the nation and not themselves.

Wait... Does the second amendment apply to nail guns as well?