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Enter stage left

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Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 07:47 PM
Number of posts: 2,886

About Me

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!

Journal Archives

The young Republican rightwing cowboy was walking a pretty girl home from the...

Saturday night barn dance. He was falling in love, it was a beautiful, romantic evening.

"Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of worse-looking, dumber fellows than me?" he asked bashfully.

Julia didn't answer.

He tried again, "Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of uglier, stupider fellows than me!"

"Keep quiet and give me a minute" Julia replied. "I'm trying to think"
Posted by Enter stage left | Sun Oct 30, 2022, 07:49 PM (1 replies)

All of these years I thought the "T" on Elon Musk's cars stood for "Tesla"...

just to find out yesterday it stands for

"Twit-mobile".
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Oct 29, 2022, 01:43 PM (3 replies)

Last night was awful...

I accidentally took my cat medications...

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Don't ask meow!

This post is dedicated to Siwsan and all of the others that post cat stories of pictures that make all of feel good.
Thanks to all of you.


Posted by Enter stage left | Thu Oct 27, 2022, 09:46 PM (8 replies)

Sign seen on a Comfort Inn...

Now pet friendly...

Except for bears...we're not making that mistake again!.

Posted by Enter stage left | Thu Oct 27, 2022, 07:36 PM (4 replies)

Great coaching...

At one point during the game a coach called one of his 9 year old players aside and asked him "Do you understand what cooperation is? what teamwork is?" "Yes coach" replied the 9 year old.

"Do you understand that all that matters is that whether we win or lose, we do it as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "So" continued the coach, "When an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire or call him a jerk. Do you understand all of that?" Again the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued "So when I take you out the game so another boy can have a chance to play, it's not a stupid decision, or the coach is a butthead, is it?" "No coach"

"Good" said the coach, now go over to the stands and explain all of that to your grandmother!
Posted by Enter stage left | Mon Oct 24, 2022, 12:07 AM (1 replies)

The little girl asked her mother, Mom did you want a daughter or a son?

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Mom replied, "I wanted a back rub!"

Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Oct 8, 2022, 07:52 PM (1 replies)
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