Saturday night barn dance. He was falling in love, it was a beautiful, romantic evening.

"Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of worse-looking, dumber fellows than me?" he asked bashfully.

Julia didn't answer.

He tried again, "Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of uglier, stupider fellows than me!"

"Keep quiet and give me a minute" Julia replied. "I'm trying to think"

just to find out yesterday it stands for

"Twit-mobile".

I accidentally took my cat medications...

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Don't ask meow!

This post is dedicated to Siwsan and all of the others that post cat stories of pictures that make all of feel good.
Thanks to all of you.

Now pet friendly...

Except for bears...we're not making that mistake again!.

At one point during the game a coach called one of his 9 year old players aside and asked him "Do you understand what cooperation is? what teamwork is?" "Yes coach" replied the 9 year old.

"Do you understand that all that matters is that whether we win or lose, we do it as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "So" continued the coach, "When an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire or call him a jerk. Do you understand all of that?" Again the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued "So when I take you out the game so another boy can have a chance to play, it's not a stupid decision, or the coach is a butthead, is it?" "No coach"

"Good" said the coach, now go over to the stands and explain all of that to your grandmother!

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Mom replied, "I wanted a back rub!"

The other 5% made it home.



I hope I don't need the "sarcasm thingy"!

A man who had been married for 1 year went to the drag races with his friends...as the dragsters were doing their "burnouts" to heat their tires, he turned to his friends and said "Wow, I haven't smelled that much burning rubber since my wedding night".

Tag, Lucky, you're it!

the question was "What is the most east and west you have ever been in the US?"

I responded "Eastpoint Maine & Neah Bay Washington".

I should have said the "most east & west ""cities"" in the Continental US" but I failed to do so.

The "continental US" does NOT include Hawaii, Alaska, or any of our territories.

NOW THE QUESTION

Without using ANY search engines, "WHO KNOWS THE FURTHEST POINT EAST, AND THE FURTHEST POINT WEST IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Please I beg of you, if you use a search engine, disqualify yourself from this question. I have incredible belief in the integrity and brilliance of DU posters, and I really believe you will all hold yourselves to the standards I ask.

If you know the answer, post below, if you don't know the answer, I will tell you by noon MDT on Friday.

I look forward to your posts and answers.



I should explain...that includes Alaska, Hawaii & all of our territories.