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The president demonstrated the McDonald's online ordering app for us in the Oval Office. He called it "the bigly bestest thing ever" and insisted we try "the filet of fish Big Mac combo with a Diet Coke". He then complained that the app did not allow you to select and purchase a happy meal toy but with a smile said "that is what the secret service is for". An agent by the door let out a sigh and exited the room, clearly on his way to pick up the order. "If the have the new paddington toys in, get me the whole set!" Trump yelled at the agent "and don't forget, with the new tax plan, you can't write off you mileage for this trip anymore!" He added, just as the door clicked shut.