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In reply to the discussion: My response to Nate Silver saying "2017 & Trump could have been a lot worse" [View all]Cha
(306,900 posts)56. Nate Silver needs to read this...!
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldnt get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China a country thats only 2,238 years old, give or take.
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of that stripper really likes me only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, its been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state short and fat. How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman a former friend, no less of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostys magic hat yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted with evident fucking glee to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable or even marginally civil to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, youd appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Platos World of Forms.
So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.
Sincerely,
Everyone
I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldnt get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China a country thats only 2,238 years old, give or take.
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of that stripper really likes me only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, its been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state short and fat. How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman a former friend, no less of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostys magic hat yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted with evident fucking glee to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable or even marginally civil to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, youd appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Platos World of Forms.
So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.
Sincerely,
Everyone

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My response to Nate Silver saying "2017 & Trump could have been a lot worse" [View all]
stevenleser
Jan 2018
OP
Yeah... Line his pockets and his fellow oligarchs' pockets, at the expense of
50 Shades Of Blue
Jan 2018
#7
Hes reshaping the world to suit bigoted white sexists- but not your problem I guess ?
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#34
Bigoted white sexists have not been introduced to society in the last two years.
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#35
Wow, Im talking policies- but I guess you havent noticed. The most vulnerable will be hurt badly.
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#37
I guess you haven't noticed Iraq has been in flames for going on fifteen years
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#39
So you dont give a fuck about the kids who will die for lack of healthcare. Got it.
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#40
Show me where I have advocated for anything other than universal healthcare
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#43
Si if its not universal health care, screw the kids. Screw the most impoverished- theyre not
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#48
You are clearly having a conversation with someone else, don't let me interrupt.
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#49
You clearly prioritize other things than their lives to minimize the damage done.
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#50
Our institutions are stronger than Trump and have survived worse than Trump
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#25
A decade from now the religious nutbag judges will be punishing women for everything.
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#38
Where do you live where asshole conservatives are a recent phenomenon?
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#41
Asshole conservative judges with lifetime appointments are a threat to all women. Fuck minimizing
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#42
The appointments now are more numerous and harmful. I get you dont give a shit. Thats clear.
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#45
If Trump does something more disasterous than helping establish ISIS
Sen. Walter Sobchak
Jan 2018
#47
Helpless? I never said that. You insult us by trivializing this huge assault on our rights.
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#57
Its not about the women- its about how the law treats women. Bizarre how everyone minimizing
bettyellen
Jan 2018
#59
Yes, he failed to kill Obamacare, he failed to deport millions, he could have attacked Iran
Cicada
Jan 2018
#10
Entitled rich guys like Silver opining that Trump has been OK...for you maybe.
Demsrule86
Jan 2018
#21
Agreed! didn't know until after the election that trump was a nazi and KKK sympathizer
GaryM
Jan 2018
#33