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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 11:42 AM

20. I always have to keep a tissue handy

when I read your posts because I laugh so hard I cry...

"If he sees that silhouette mud flap girl he has to lock himself in the bathroom to furiously jerk off for forty minutes like an over-stimulated chimpanzee."

That one did it today...

However, I seriously doubt that the Orange Chimp can get an erection at this point in his life.

I think Viagra would actually kill him.

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