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jmowreader

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22. I have the perfect sentence for him

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:21 PM

Jul 2018

First, we RICO the bastard and require him to forfeit all his assets.

We sell everything he has except for one golf course.

On that course, we turn part of the clubhouse - part that faces the course - into a prison cell. In it we install Mr. Trump.

He has to get up every morning and pull weeds, mow, drag sprinklers, paint and do everything else needed to keep the course in fine playing condition.

When people come to play the course (at very good rates, just high enough to cover all expenses) he has to go back to his cell and watch through the window. A restraining order will keep him at least 50 feet from any golf clubs, golf balls or other apparatus used in the playing of the game of golf.

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(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out? [View all] FakeNoose Jul 2018 OP

Living in the basement of an outhouse with all his family RainCaster Jul 2018 #1

I think a nice slow crucifixtion would work gopiscrap Jul 2018 #2

Exile alone... Zoonart Jul 2018 #3

With a few dogs to keep him company Shrike47 Jul 2018 #5

LOL - he fears STAIRS also! Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #41

Is that "Make America Sane Again" hat being sold somewhere? hlthe2b Jul 2018 #4

OK that would work but I'd give him a television sdfernando Jul 2018 #7

Not sure FakeNoose Jul 2018 #12

Deny him an audience; he'll wither away. Shrike47 Jul 2018 #6

Cut off his Twitter thumbs and then make him watch CNN 24/7 LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #30

A better choice would be a 24 hour Obama/Hillary channel. avebury Jul 2018 #57

Here's one Obama riff on Trump LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #67

Placed in a cage for life, stripped of all worldly goods, Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #8

They should all be duforsure Jul 2018 #9

I don't particularly care about the details just as long as he is convicted Grammy23 Jul 2018 #10

I like how you think Grammy23! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #13

After a day like we've had today, we have to find our comfort Grammy23 Jul 2018 #16

Great ideas except jayschool2013 Jul 2018 #29

Madame Guillotine nocoincidences Jul 2018 #11

Thanks for this! FakeNoose Jul 2018 #28

My first reaction was guillotine, but that's too quick. I want him to suffer in prison. ecstatic Jul 2018 #14

With no "off" button, volume up and no cellphone FakeNoose Jul 2018 #18

Send him to work in a West Virginia coal mine. Duncan Grant Jul 2018 #15

Oooh good one! No safety equipment either FakeNoose Jul 2018 #17

Life in prison as Sandusky's cell mate Quemado Jul 2018 #19

At dawn with no blindfold..........I want him to see it coming. Historic NY Jul 2018 #20

Execution by firing squad, composed of people he has cheated or damaged. NCjack Jul 2018 #21

Wow, I hope Hillary gets first shot FakeNoose Jul 2018 #24

She has certainly earned it. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #26

I have her pencilled in to be captain of the firing squad, with the NCjack Jul 2018 #35

Hold back on the coup de gras sil vous plait. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #36

A bullet in EVERY rifle... Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #42

............. bdamomma Jul 2018 #51

100 years ago yesterday Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #84

Maybe Putin will soon get tired of his captive, and NCjack Jul 2018 #86

I have the perfect sentence for him jmowreader Jul 2018 #22

Cruel and unusual, but would be effective! FakeNoose Jul 2018 #25

No more tweeting for him. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #23

Give him a Marine haircut. He'd die of shame. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #27

How about this one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #31

They wouldn't eat him. Even fire ants have standards. They'd just go, "Ew-w-w!" and leave. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #39

he would bdamomma Jul 2018 #52

Make Him Poor Best_man23 Jul 2018 #32

That will happen when Mueller freezes his assets for back taxes FakeNoose Jul 2018 #34

And shave his lumpy assed orange head Generic Brad Jul 2018 #59

Reality show on live TV. The real biggest Loser! With Ivanka there to watch the humiliation. Freethinker65 Jul 2018 #33

Just open the door and let him out on the street Raven123 Jul 2018 #37

As long as anything you do to him is legal, I could live with that jmowreader Jul 2018 #40

Life behind bars, possibly with supervised work release, yonder Jul 2018 #38

They all look good but I don't want it to be so fast marlakay Jul 2018 #43

I have a better one than my last one jmowreader Jul 2018 #44

THAT punishment would definitely fit the crime FakeNoose Jul 2018 #45

Urine-boarded. edbermac Jul 2018 #46

Make it part of a tourist attraction jmowreader Jul 2018 #47

Is that like waterboarding only ... with ... FakeNoose Jul 2018 #49

Yes but I shouldn't have suggested that. edbermac Jul 2018 #50

SLOW SUBMERSION INTO A POOL OF PIRANHA FISH LBM20 Jul 2018 #48

Whew that's a great one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #53

Life in prison would be, by far, the avebury Jul 2018 #54

money taken away... handmade34 Jul 2018 #55

Yes that goes without saying, Mueller will get everything he has for back taxes FakeNoose Jul 2018 #60

wired his jaw bdamomma Jul 2018 #56

Exiled to Siberia! Anon-C Jul 2018 #58

Too easy, they'd build him a hotel FakeNoose Jul 2018 #61

I'd like to see him die of embarassment, but that can't happen. bitterross Jul 2018 #62

i love slavery, but i could accept hard labor. pansypoo53219 Jul 2018 #63

In a room with a TV playing Obama's roasting him at the WHC Dinner on a 24 hr loop Blaukraut Jul 2018 #64

Waterboarded continuously. With urine. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #65

Lunch breaks...shit on a shingle. Literally. BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2018 #87

I Have A Great Idea For This ChoppinBroccoli Jul 2018 #66

There's only one way to carry out the sentence! KCDebbie Jul 2018 #68

I did SO want to choose "guillotine," but, alas... dchill Jul 2018 #69

Well a life sentence is still capital punishment FakeNoose Jul 2018 #70

No. Capital punishment is legally killing someone for a crime. Tipperary Jul 2018 #77

25-to-life on a gluten free vegetarian diet! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2018 #71

Drawn and Quartered arthritisR_US Jul 2018 #72

Put a 24-7 closed circuit TV monitor in his cell that shows Ivanka in her's. They both need life in Celerity Jul 2018 #73

He'd go crazy, that's for sure FakeNoose Jul 2018 #76

Life sentence as a Walmart greeter in Lagos, Nigeria. KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2018 #74

That would be Cheeto's definition of "hell" I think FakeNoose Jul 2018 #75

Keelhauled matey! democratisphere Jul 2018 #78

We need to find out how long he can hold his breath FakeNoose Jul 2018 #83

Trashing: lazy clickbait brooklynite Jul 2018 #79

Quickly. mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 #80

Put him in a child-size cage in south Texas Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #81

What you said FakeNoose Jul 2018 #82

I was going to suggest moving him from state to state... Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #85

Lock him in the world's largest library and force him to... Different Drummer Jul 2018 #88

Firing squad. Shot by the entire army of Montenegro. dameatball Jul 2018 #89

Keep Diggin' Asshole, China is not far away Bamahombre Jul 2018 #90

Yes that's a good one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #91