(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out?

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66. I Have A Great Idea For This

Form a partnership with ESPN's College Gameday. You know how every Saturday during football season, ESPN College Gameday broadcasts from a different college campus where there's a big game going on? Partner up with them so that they can help carry out the sentence. Here's how.

We put Trump in a dunking tank filled with sewage, garbage, or whatever else you can think of, and let the college students all take turns trying to dunk him. Maybe charge them a few bucks like they do at the carnival and use the money to give to a worthy cause that Trump would hate. But here's the twist: He won't be in an enclosed cage; he'll be out in the open, and you can either throw your projectiles at the button and try to dunk him, or you can throw your projectiles AT HIM and try to inflict some damage. Maybe win a stuffed animal if you hit him in the nuts, or some other prize for a head shot. For a higher amount of money, you can actually go up and kick him in the nuts if you want to.

And this goes on every Sunday for an entire football season. And for those of you who think this sounds an awful lot like torture, just remember, Trump approves of that sort of thing, so it's OK. The rest of the week, keep him in one of the cages he uses to imprison the kids at the border, since they're so nice and all.