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5. Surfer Donkey?

Surfer Donkey

Surfer Donkey dude...riding the wave...catchin' the curl...alright..

The surfer donkey are large mammals, members of the Surfisthus family, which are found primarily along coastal areas. Unlike their working cousins, the Jackasses, surfer donkeys are often viewed as idiots, burnouts and slackers because they'd rather hang four than work.

Despite their moves on the waves, the surfer donkey remains relatively motionless while on its board; they rather have their boards to skim the water in a "devil may care" fashion. This philosophy often puts them on bad odds with nature as their center of gravity is relatively high. This problem however is compensated by their slothlike moves that somehow make up for their lack of style.

More: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Surfer_Donkey

We might run into trademark or copyright problems with Surfing Donkey Cocktails Co., The Surfing Donkey Hostel, or Surf Donkey.