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12. Also, it's not on his calendar anywhere
Wed Sep 26, 2018, 01:05 PM
Sep 2018

Like we tell our med mal doctors, if it's not in the chart, it didn't happen. If Judge Kreepazoid didn't write it on his calendar, then it couldn't possibly have happened! Q to the E to the D, checkmate libtards, and Trump wins again!

Look for this bogus argument, nearly verbatim, on a Fox outlet near you soon.

When I was in high school, people claimed they were virgins even while they engaged in anal and oral Solly Mack Sep 2018 #1
But he said in Fox interview...no sexual intercourse Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2018 #3
Probably didn't masturbate either. Solly Mack Sep 2018 #9
Not on calendar. Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2018 #14
LMAO. There you go! It didn't happen. Solly Mack Sep 2018 #15
Ew...do have to kind of agree...with k's Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2018 #20
Kids do and tell themselves stupid shit. Solly Mack Sep 2018 #21
Yes...probably thinking about it from my experience Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2018 #22
Some girls still dated and even married (in 1 case) the gang rapists at my old high school Solly Mack Sep 2018 #23
He didn't have sexual relations with that woman. onecaliberal Sep 2018 #10
sounds like virginity was a state of mind ProfessorPlum Sep 2018 #4
No kidding. I was amazed when classmates would say it. Solly Mack Sep 2018 #11
That's what -45 tutored him on ...lie, lie, deny, Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2018 #2
Don't go there as there is a religious precedent (sarcasm gif here) brush Sep 2018 #5
Right.. and how could he have raped anyone.. prudence54 Sep 2018 #6
It's unpossible! ProfessorPlum Sep 2018 #7
Living vicariously through his buddy; or through osmosis, like a contact high Blaukraut Sep 2018 #8
Also, it's not on his calendar anywhere gratuitous Sep 2018 #12
He is so pure he doesn't even have genitals. QC Sep 2018 #13
Maybe he's got area51 Sep 2018 #16
Maybe he's a born again virgin MrScorpio Sep 2018 #17
indeed ProfessorPlum Sep 2018 #18
Obviously, the definition of "virgin" only covers "willing" partners... Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #19
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