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bronxiteforever

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12. If Ted takes guitar lessons from Eddie Van Halen for 10 years

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 02:36 PM

Nov 2018

And practices real hard, he may become an average guitar player.

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Ted 💩👖Nugent Craps Himself Over Michigan Midterms [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2018 OP

Go ahead and move, Ted. LisaM Nov 2018 #1

Ha! Right behind you on that one. dameatball Nov 2018 #5

I think he has a big ranch in Texas where he hunts his own animals. BigmanPigman Nov 2018 #8

I thought he lived in Texas LeftInTX Nov 2018 #20

Well, then stay in Texas, Ted! LisaM Nov 2018 #42

He's from Michigan LeftInTX Nov 2018 #49

I hope he moves to Kentucky and buys a worn-out mine NCjack Nov 2018 #51

Understood. So am I. LisaM Nov 2018 #58

Dear Teddy: You could threaten to move again. Still waiting from last time. dameatball Nov 2018 #2

Anything that upsets Poopy Pants makes me happy! NT Adrahil Nov 2018 #3

Better call the whaaaaambulance gratuitous Nov 2018 #4

You wouldn't happen to know his address would you? I want to send him a little something to help ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #43

"Cultural suicide".... Docreed2003 Nov 2018 #6

Glad traitor Ted haz a sad workinclasszero Nov 2018 #7

Ted Who? ProfessorGAC Nov 2018 #9

fuck you ted. spanone Nov 2018 #10

Man if I lived there I would mail him this Mystery sage Nov 2018 #11

The rotten POS left Michigan decades ago for the more reich wing fever swamps of Texas workinclasszero Nov 2018 #38

Didn't know about that Mystery sage Nov 2018 #41

Nugent Dumps 'Motor City' For Bush Country.....12/27/2004 workinclasszero Nov 2018 #50

If Ted takes guitar lessons from Eddie Van Halen for 10 years bronxiteforever Nov 2018 #12

He craps himself over everything, doesn't he? Aristus Nov 2018 #13

Racist gun-stroker Nugent is upset. LMAO Hoyt Nov 2018 #14

Of course, nobody knows shitholes quite like the Nuge. mac56 Nov 2018 #15

And 13 year old girls safeinOhio Nov 2018 #18

Sucks to be Terd Nugget Blue Owl Nov 2018 #16

Should add the word "involuntarily" for clarity. nt eppur_se_muova Nov 2018 #17

His face is a Maserati. ZZenith Nov 2018 #19

Move to Russia, pinhead. VOX Nov 2018 #21

If nugent became a "has been" it would be a step up from "never was". BSdetect Nov 2018 #22

Epic kick! Blue_Tires Nov 2018 #23

Sticking with what he knows best. 11 Bravo Nov 2018 #24

Who? dalton99a Nov 2018 #25

what's so bad about California? Demovictory9 Nov 2018 #26

Any place Ted Nugent doesn't live is great! DBoon Nov 2018 #35

Truth! workinclasszero Nov 2018 #39

Eat a bowl of fuck, nugent. Paladin Nov 2018 #27

Ted is irrelevant HopeAgain Nov 2018 #28

He should have run, if he is so upset. dawg day Nov 2018 #29

Oh Teddy Chickenhawk! Jerry Brown turned a surplus! muntrv Nov 2018 #30

Ted has experience with crapping himself Loki Liesmith Nov 2018 #31

Ted, drink Flint River water and die! muntrv Nov 2018 #32

Statutory rapist says what? John Fante Nov 2018 #33

Very enjoyable, lol. Nt BootinUp Nov 2018 #34

Now now... qazplm135 Nov 2018 #36

Maybe he could make himself feel better with another 13 year old girl. Crunchy Frog Nov 2018 #37

Hey Ted...when are you getting into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?? workinclasszero Nov 2018 #40

hey - ted belongs in the Hall of rurallib Nov 2018 #53

So true! workinclasszero Nov 2018 #55

Coward pedophile Nuge can move in with fellow pedophile Roy Moore. keithbvadu2 Nov 2018 #44

.. roamer65 Nov 2018 #45

Be kind to Ted. He's had a bad month Norbert Nov 2018 #46

OUCH! keithbvadu2 Nov 2018 #47

Ted Talks? kwassa Nov 2018 #48

Who Cares!!! LovingA2andMI Nov 2018 #52

Personally I never cared for GWC58 Nov 2018 #54

Nice to know how you feel about your fellow Michiganites. allgood33 Nov 2018 #56

My late hubby was his neighbor in Michigan. tavernier Nov 2018 #57