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TygrBright

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:56 PM Dec 2018

On the First Day of Muellermas... [View all]

Last edited Mon Dec 10, 2018, 04:45 PM - Edit history (1)

...Fox News gave to me,
A grifter up his last tree.

On the second day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the third day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the fourth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the fifth day of Mullermas
Fox News gave to me,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the sixth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the seventh day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the eighth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the ninth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the tenth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the eleventh day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Eleven Russian condos,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

On the twelfth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Twelve grand jurors voting,
Eleven Russian condos,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.

Happy Holidays, Everyone!

merrily,
Bright

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On the First Day of Muellermas... [View all] TygrBright Dec 2018 OP
Very Nice, Indeed! MineralMan Dec 2018 #1
Thank you! The scansion's a bit improvised, but it's all in good fun. n/t TygrBright Dec 2018 #2
We'll make it fit. No problem. MineralMan Dec 2018 #4
GOOD STUFF! BamaRefugee Dec 2018 #12
Muelle-tide greetings to you! Blue Owl Dec 2018 #3
Muelle-tide! Roland99 Dec 2018 #7
love this jodymarie aimee Dec 2018 #5
Merrily merrily merrily merrily, Justice bells are ringing... Also Muellered-cider is hot & steaming Hekate Dec 2018 #6
Love it! FakeNoose Dec 2018 #8
Bwaaaaaaah hahahaha malaise Dec 2018 #9
The FIVE SMOCKING GUNS! made it! Maeve Dec 2018 #10
That's where I first laughed. n/t Harker Dec 2018 #13
excellent gopiscrap Dec 2018 #11
Well done! geardaddy Dec 2018 #14
Love it Pepsidog Dec 2018 #15
So clever! Lonestarblue Dec 2018 #16
Brilliant!!! Nt Homer Wells Dec 2018 #17
Best holiday ever! cp Dec 2018 #18
Very cool. Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2018 #19
Thank you kindly! Fixed. n/t TygrBright Dec 2018 #22
Were there any clever lyrics for Fitzmas? elocs Dec 2018 #20
That's great! LOL. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah to us all! nt Honeycombe8 Dec 2018 #21
Well done. And much appreciated. Cyrano Dec 2018 #23
Kick...n/t bluecollar2 Dec 2018 #24
Can I Riverman100 Dec 2018 #25
Absolutely! n/t TygrBright Dec 2018 #26
Cooly clever! northoftheborder Dec 2018 #27
I could not read this... trc Dec 2018 #28
Don't feel bad, my singing voice takes paint off the walls... TygrBright Dec 2018 #29
That's Great njhoneybadger Dec 2018 #30
Brilliant. MFGsunny Dec 2018 #31
K&R for sheer brilliance! meow2u3 Dec 2018 #32
Perfect verses. lark Dec 2018 #33
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