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16. And she would not be a tease while sitting on a couch with a mini skirt on

Reply to snowybirdie (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 30, 2018, 03:55 PM

Dec 2018

Those are the main requirements at FOX

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Sarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of... [View all] Soph0571 Dec 2018 OP

Womp, womp. dewsgirl Dec 2018 #1

Couldn't she get a job lying for fox new$? yortsed snacilbuper Dec 2018 #2

No snowybirdie Dec 2018 #10

And she would not be a tease while sitting on a couch with a mini skirt on appleannie1943 Dec 2018 #16

They're not many real blondes out there. The fakes are easy to spot. erronis Dec 2018 #23

Peroxide Seeping Through The Blood-Brain Barrier Would Explain Much nt smb Dec 2018 #41

They're not. There ARE a few pictures. maddiemom Dec 2018 #57

They have a second-string Brunette Brigade... SMC22307 Dec 2018 #72

That made me laugh KentuckyWoman Dec 2018 #82

LOL SMC22307 Dec 2018 #84

That is actually true LiberalLovinLug Dec 2018 #87

She doesn't have the necessary Barbie look for Fox Bullshit Goodheart Dec 2018 #15

gonna be hard to work from prison. TeamPooka Dec 2018 #39

You are all wrong!!! Its not because she is not blond or leggy its simply that cstanleytech Dec 2018 #40

Good point. Everyone is over-qualified to work for fux. But the viewers are erronis Dec 2018 #48

Ha!! paleotn Dec 2018 #71

Great point. nt jrthin Dec 2018 #79

Boo hoo Gothmog Dec 2018 #3

she must not have cultivated friends in high places. Scott Pruitt is a coal spokesperson now Demovictory9 Dec 2018 #4

Gutter mouth sarah has found out just how much her mouth has truly cost her...dearly. nt SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #5

Watching John Kelly try to wash the Trump shit from his shoes is hilarious. John Fante Dec 2018 #7

Absolutely. The stench is never coming off and these folks are all finding this out. It's not a... SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #8

I may have to steal this as an overarching motto, John Leghorn21 Dec 2018 #31

That's a GOOD one. calimary Dec 2018 #89

Trump shit is all over her like spike jones Dec 2018 #66

What happened to all those 180k jobs like the one trump's bodyguard got... brush Dec 2018 #21

I really don't care... and I know you don't either. So I won't bother asking. John Fante Dec 2018 #6

Trump New Jersey Golf course is hiring bahrbearian Dec 2018 #9

A green card? They can get her one. keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #69

Hard to imagine what she's qualified to do jberryhill Dec 2018 #11

Too bad that old game show "Liar's Club" isn't around anymore The Genealogist Dec 2018 #12

She could never get on that show MurrayDelph Dec 2018 #98

I'd pay her to let me push a pie in her face...... panader0 Dec 2018 #14

I would say she could get a job as used car salesman but two problems with that. cstanleytech Dec 2018 #42

Iirc she has a BA from a bible college and has been hired mainly for political PR Arazi Dec 2018 #88

how about a job at maralago JI7 Dec 2018 #13

I have heard that Miss Trunchbull has retired, and her position is open............n/t DFW Dec 2018 #17

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Aw there's got to be plenty of work for such an accomplished liar. milestogo Dec 2018 #18

I'm sure SNL could give her a week's worth of work. aikoaiko Dec 2018 #19

It's possible she could get an interview from . . . Mueller empedocles Dec 2018 #20

Thoughts & Prayers. But seriously, I really don't care; do U? Hekate Dec 2018 #22

Tots & Pears Sentath Dec 2018 #95

She tried to land a new job through a charm offensive Generic Brad Dec 2018 #24

That's good. But for some dying companies, maybe a plus? erronis Dec 2018 #28

+10 !!! nt reACTIONary Dec 2018 #86

She could always shill for reverse mortgages. eggplant Dec 2018 #25

What about debt collection agency? You know the ones that call and call and call to harass and cstanleytech Dec 2018 #45

Why can't she just work for her daddy's company? Ripping off the feeble-minded? erronis Dec 2018 #26

She could start a smock eye makeup line lunatica Dec 2018 #27

Smocking hot! keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #70

I'm Surprised! With a Body by Dunkin Donuts, Hair by Weed Whacker, a Face Only a Mother .... DoctorJoJo Dec 2018 #29

I would omit the body, hair, and face Ilsa Dec 2018 #51

She'll be fine Botany Dec 2018 #30

Can't she get a job with Jerry Falwell Jr. or some other evangelical grifter? deurbano Dec 2018 #32

Water board people at Guantanamo? yortsed snacilbuper Dec 2018 #33

Don't scoff people. She might wind up on NBC. LakeArenal Dec 2018 #34

I bet The Onion could put her creative skills to work. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2018 #35

Try Moscow, or Baghdad circa 2003, you duplicitous fucknards. (n/t) FreepFryer Dec 2018 #36

#1 most overlooked option: TACKLE DUMB-EEEEEEEEE...!* bringthePaine Dec 2018 #37

Hiring them will invite public scrutiny as well into any company they go to work for. TeamPooka Dec 2018 #38

Yep. Remember the title of recovering republi-CON Rick Wilson's book. calimary Dec 2018 #54

Thoughts and prayers. onecaliberal Dec 2018 #43

How Sad. shanny Dec 2018 #44

Liars like her are single-use only caraher Dec 2018 #46

I'm sure Monsanto can find a place for her. My suggestion? A pesticide tester. Firestorm49 Dec 2018 #47

She was warned, but I guess Ilsa Dec 2018 #49

Toilet seat model. The Wizard Dec 2018 #50

Individual #2 diva77 Dec 2018 #58

Awww, Dear Sarah: catbyte Dec 2018 #52

There must be a village somewhere that needs a new idiot, C'mon... really... winstars Dec 2018 #53

Amway. littlemissmartypants Dec 2018 #55

Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye! keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #73

I admired Rich DeVos. ..... ProudMNDemocrat Dec 2018 #78

It's possible Trump convinced her to stay. Maybe a big bonus. Honeycombe8 Dec 2018 #56

Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar. keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #75

Surely daddy can help her grift someone. MrsCoffee Dec 2018 #59

Talentless and unconvincing. And churlish. nt PCIntern Dec 2018 #60

Seems like she should fit right in with night of the living dead. pdsimdars Dec 2018 #61

Maybe there's a parking lot jb5150 Dec 2018 #62

womp womp. can't belive the thread got this far with one of these TeamPooka Dec 2018 #63

I'm sure that if 45 puts in a good word about her with all of his corporate buddies... lindysalsagal Dec 2018 #64

Undertakers assistant- applying makeup to corpses. BluesRunTheGame Dec 2018 #65

Trust me DENVERPOPS Dec 2018 #67

She was doing so good for 45 apkhgp Dec 2018 #68

fox will take her... Hulk Dec 2018 #74

Wonder what jobs she held before to qualify for this one? keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #76

Decent, normal people looking to hire a person just don't like lying sacks of shit. Autumn Dec 2018 #80

I find that hard to believe. There's gotta be some right-wing organization... SMC22307 Dec 2018 #81

Well, the health insurance cos. & big pharma need someone to lie for them, area51 Dec 2018 #83

$174K salary... dawg day Dec 2018 #85

I've heard she claims to bake a mean pecan pie. Totally Tunsie Dec 2018 #90

#ThoughtsAndPrayers Gothmog Dec 2018 #91

Oh sweet 8lb 9oz Baby Jesus...please don't let her wind up on Daddy's show Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #92

It's too late for those rats, Progressive dog Dec 2018 #93

I would think that she would be a natural on Faux News, like her deplorable dad. Blue_true Dec 2018 #94

Happy New Year!! BootinUp Dec 2018 #96

Just saw it in Soph0571 Dec 2018 #97