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dawg day

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85. $174K salary...

Sun Dec 30, 2018, 07:14 PM

Dec 2018

Heck, I'd do nothing for that.
It's not like they have any moral objection to Trump. They just want to earn really big bucks, but they're just not pretty/white enough for what women and non-whites need to be to make it in the GOP media cesspool.

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Sarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of... [View all] Soph0571 Dec 2018 OP

Womp, womp. dewsgirl Dec 2018 #1

Couldn't she get a job lying for fox new$? yortsed snacilbuper Dec 2018 #2

No snowybirdie Dec 2018 #10

And she would not be a tease while sitting on a couch with a mini skirt on appleannie1943 Dec 2018 #16

They're not many real blondes out there. The fakes are easy to spot. erronis Dec 2018 #23

Peroxide Seeping Through The Blood-Brain Barrier Would Explain Much nt smb Dec 2018 #41

They're not. There ARE a few pictures. maddiemom Dec 2018 #57

They have a second-string Brunette Brigade... SMC22307 Dec 2018 #72

That made me laugh KentuckyWoman Dec 2018 #82

LOL SMC22307 Dec 2018 #84

That is actually true LiberalLovinLug Dec 2018 #87

She doesn't have the necessary Barbie look for Fox Bullshit Goodheart Dec 2018 #15

gonna be hard to work from prison. TeamPooka Dec 2018 #39

You are all wrong!!! Its not because she is not blond or leggy its simply that cstanleytech Dec 2018 #40

Good point. Everyone is over-qualified to work for fux. But the viewers are erronis Dec 2018 #48

Ha!! paleotn Dec 2018 #71

Great point. nt jrthin Dec 2018 #79

Boo hoo Gothmog Dec 2018 #3

she must not have cultivated friends in high places. Scott Pruitt is a coal spokesperson now Demovictory9 Dec 2018 #4

Gutter mouth sarah has found out just how much her mouth has truly cost her...dearly. nt SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #5

Watching John Kelly try to wash the Trump shit from his shoes is hilarious. John Fante Dec 2018 #7

Absolutely. The stench is never coming off and these folks are all finding this out. It's not a... SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #8

I may have to steal this as an overarching motto, John Leghorn21 Dec 2018 #31

That's a GOOD one. calimary Dec 2018 #89

Trump shit is all over her like spike jones Dec 2018 #66

What happened to all those 180k jobs like the one trump's bodyguard got... brush Dec 2018 #21

I really don't care... and I know you don't either. So I won't bother asking. John Fante Dec 2018 #6

Trump New Jersey Golf course is hiring bahrbearian Dec 2018 #9

A green card? They can get her one. keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #69

Hard to imagine what she's qualified to do jberryhill Dec 2018 #11

Too bad that old game show "Liar's Club" isn't around anymore The Genealogist Dec 2018 #12

She could never get on that show MurrayDelph Dec 2018 #98

I'd pay her to let me push a pie in her face...... panader0 Dec 2018 #14

I would say she could get a job as used car salesman but two problems with that. cstanleytech Dec 2018 #42

Iirc she has a BA from a bible college and has been hired mainly for political PR Arazi Dec 2018 #88

how about a job at maralago JI7 Dec 2018 #13

I have heard that Miss Trunchbull has retired, and her position is open............n/t DFW Dec 2018 #17

Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2018 #77

Aw there's got to be plenty of work for such an accomplished liar. milestogo Dec 2018 #18

I'm sure SNL could give her a week's worth of work. aikoaiko Dec 2018 #19

It's possible she could get an interview from . . . Mueller empedocles Dec 2018 #20

Thoughts & Prayers. But seriously, I really don't care; do U? Hekate Dec 2018 #22

Tots & Pears Sentath Dec 2018 #95

She tried to land a new job through a charm offensive Generic Brad Dec 2018 #24

That's good. But for some dying companies, maybe a plus? erronis Dec 2018 #28

+10 !!! nt reACTIONary Dec 2018 #86

She could always shill for reverse mortgages. eggplant Dec 2018 #25

What about debt collection agency? You know the ones that call and call and call to harass and cstanleytech Dec 2018 #45

Why can't she just work for her daddy's company? Ripping off the feeble-minded? erronis Dec 2018 #26

She could start a smock eye makeup line lunatica Dec 2018 #27

Smocking hot! keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #70

I'm Surprised! With a Body by Dunkin Donuts, Hair by Weed Whacker, a Face Only a Mother .... DoctorJoJo Dec 2018 #29

I would omit the body, hair, and face Ilsa Dec 2018 #51

She'll be fine Botany Dec 2018 #30

Can't she get a job with Jerry Falwell Jr. or some other evangelical grifter? deurbano Dec 2018 #32

Water board people at Guantanamo? yortsed snacilbuper Dec 2018 #33

Don't scoff people. She might wind up on NBC. LakeArenal Dec 2018 #34

I bet The Onion could put her creative skills to work. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2018 #35

Try Moscow, or Baghdad circa 2003, you duplicitous fucknards. (n/t) FreepFryer Dec 2018 #36

#1 most overlooked option: TACKLE DUMB-EEEEEEEEE...!* bringthePaine Dec 2018 #37

Hiring them will invite public scrutiny as well into any company they go to work for. TeamPooka Dec 2018 #38

Yep. Remember the title of recovering republi-CON Rick Wilson's book. calimary Dec 2018 #54

Thoughts and prayers. onecaliberal Dec 2018 #43

How Sad. shanny Dec 2018 #44

Liars like her are single-use only caraher Dec 2018 #46

I'm sure Monsanto can find a place for her. My suggestion? A pesticide tester. Firestorm49 Dec 2018 #47

She was warned, but I guess Ilsa Dec 2018 #49

Toilet seat model. The Wizard Dec 2018 #50

Individual #2 diva77 Dec 2018 #58

Awww, Dear Sarah: catbyte Dec 2018 #52

There must be a village somewhere that needs a new idiot, C'mon... really... winstars Dec 2018 #53

Amway. littlemissmartypants Dec 2018 #55

Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye! keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #73

I admired Rich DeVos. ..... ProudMNDemocrat Dec 2018 #78

It's possible Trump convinced her to stay. Maybe a big bonus. Honeycombe8 Dec 2018 #56

Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar. keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #75

Surely daddy can help her grift someone. MrsCoffee Dec 2018 #59

Talentless and unconvincing. And churlish. nt PCIntern Dec 2018 #60

Seems like she should fit right in with night of the living dead. pdsimdars Dec 2018 #61

Maybe there's a parking lot jb5150 Dec 2018 #62

womp womp. can't belive the thread got this far with one of these TeamPooka Dec 2018 #63

I'm sure that if 45 puts in a good word about her with all of his corporate buddies... lindysalsagal Dec 2018 #64

Undertakers assistant- applying makeup to corpses. BluesRunTheGame Dec 2018 #65

Trust me DENVERPOPS Dec 2018 #67

She was doing so good for 45 apkhgp Dec 2018 #68

fox will take her... Hulk Dec 2018 #74

Wonder what jobs she held before to qualify for this one? keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #76

Decent, normal people looking to hire a person just don't like lying sacks of shit. Autumn Dec 2018 #80

I find that hard to believe. There's gotta be some right-wing organization... SMC22307 Dec 2018 #81

Well, the health insurance cos. & big pharma need someone to lie for them, area51 Dec 2018 #83

$174K salary... dawg day Dec 2018 #85

I've heard she claims to bake a mean pecan pie. Totally Tunsie Dec 2018 #90

#ThoughtsAndPrayers Gothmog Dec 2018 #91

Oh sweet 8lb 9oz Baby Jesus...please don't let her wind up on Daddy's show Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #92

It's too late for those rats, Progressive dog Dec 2018 #93

I would think that she would be a natural on Faux News, like her deplorable dad. Blue_true Dec 2018 #94

Happy New Year!! BootinUp Dec 2018 #96

Just saw it in Soph0571 Dec 2018 #97